DEEZ NUTS

something u dont have

guy.deez nuts you. something non-ezistent to you

by anonymous December 10, 2021

deez nuts

The things that are dangaling from your chin
The things laying on your forehead when you sleep at night

goteem goteem goteem

tommy: Bro my chin itches soo bad

bob: its because deez nuts are attached to it

by im awesomesauce March 23, 2017

Deez Nuts

DN

“Hey I sent a risky text to Landon last night”
“What’d he say”
“Trip, fall, and landon DEEZ NUTS”

by Ramenslayer336 June 22, 2021

deez nuts

Typically used as a shitty comeback for when someone is losing an argument, it can also be countered with 'well i smashed your mom!' very typical 2010s slang.

tim:john you dont even know how much ive been in your girls dms, she sent me her nudes

john:well deez nuts have been in your girls dms

tim:but my girl is your girl, does that mean youre in her dms?

john:i smashed your mom

by Discord Luigi July 28, 2022

deez nuts

man bady part manily used for a joke

hi says p1

deez nuts says p2

1i had cheese buger

2 i yr dads deez nuts

by yrrrrrrrrrrrrrr mooooooooooooo March 2, 2022

deez nuts

HA, GOTEEM

Deez nuts. HA GOTEEM

by made by shaun October 21, 2021

Deez Nuts

Something annoying as f kids say when trying to be funny when their not.

Timmy: "DEEZ NUTS!"
Sophie: "Please, SHUT THE HELL UP."

by hellothere11 August 22, 2022