DeCadence

An A Cappella group at UC Berkeley that sets the standard for current co-ed A Capella groups across the nation.

Man:"Wow, that A Cappella group was great! Who are they?"

Woman:"Oh, that's DeCadence!"

Man:"THE DeCadence?"

Woman:"Yes!"

Man:"WOW! They must be the greatest A Cappella group around!"

Woman:" Yes! Of course they are!"

by C. Longinus January 26, 2011

Decalulz

To lul 10 times in a row. Usually followed by an extreme orgasm.

Funny Guy: I'm funny.
Laugher: DECALULZ *extreme and painful orgasm*. Ow, my testicles!

by Dalapoe January 12, 2009

Decatur, Texas

Decatur is a small town in Texas. Located north of Dallas, it is a farming community, for the most part. For the uninitiated, in simple to understand language, it is a synonym for Heaven on Earth. It is possible to find angels, divas and other heavenly bodies residing there. The streets have colorful names that depict their origins, such as Farm to Market Rd #2264, written simply as FM 2264 when addressing mail for the postal service. People there are uncommonly open and friendly towards strangers and there are no social clicks beyond everybody is everybody's friend. Summer is hellishly warm, subject to tornadoes, while winter is colder than a well digger's hind end in January during a snow storm. However, spring more than compensates for the extremes of summer and winter, with prairie flowers sprinkled generously along the roadsides. Decatur is the very reason why it is said "God blessed Texas".

DD: Where have you been?

CC: I went to Heaven on Earth(sigh)
DD: Oh. You went to Decatur, Texas again.

by C.C.What December 16, 2011

Decapafuck

When you capture a Wild Boar (preferably from the wild) and kill it.
You then take the corpse of said Wild Boar, cut off it's head for more entry points.
Then you and your buddies begin to have sex with both ends of the decapitated boar.

Person 1 - Wow, me and my buddies had a decapafuck yesterday.
Person 2 - My god, that's disgusting! What's wrong with you?
Person 1 - Lol yeh

by Ganger34u May 6, 2009

Decatur Tater

The act of pooping in a public place. Usually behind a bush, or in front of a church.

Andy was jogging one morning and dropped a decatur tater on the street.

by num156 January 13, 2010

decapamemberment

The act of both cutting the head off of someone and cutting their limbs off someone in one quick motion or used over time. Frequently said when talking about acts in video games such as a grenade kill.
Also known as gibbing.

GUY 1: I was playing left 4 dead 2 last night.
Guy 2: How did it go?
GUY 1: After I got the grenade launcher all I got were decapamemberments

by hail2theking June 16, 2010

decaffeitated

When you are overly demanding of the Baristas at Starbucks, you get decaffeitated. Your fancy little douchebag drink will be secretly made without caffeine, and you won't even realize it until it's too late and your arrogant whiny ass is long gone.

Starbucks Customer: I ordered a venti Americano with soy milk, two pumps of hazelnut and caramel in and on and this one has caramel in but not on and it's just nowhere near as good as the ones they make at the other Starbucks where they actually make it right the first time and I don't have to go back and explain.
Starbucks Barista: (smiling) No problem! Let me remake that for you right away! (That's it! You're DECAFFEITATED!)

coffee caffeine decaffeinated decaf Starbucks barista

by SMC1028 December 3, 2010