debaterbot

1. Person who is always in debate mode.

2. One who would argue if you said the sky is blue.

3. Person unable to converse normally.

4. One who thinks conversation is a competition.

I say, "Isn't the sky a pretty shade of blue today?"

Debaterbot responds, "Well, of course it's not REALLY blue at all. What you're seeing is light from the sun reaching your optic nerves through all the various gases in the atmosphere, notably oxygen and nitrogen. Not only gases, but particles of dust, ash, water vapor, contrails (don't get me started on contrails), bird droppings, ozone and .......... "

"ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...................................." :)

by tangledupinbloo December 8, 2009

Debtaholic

one who exhibits an unhealthy habit of accumulating bad debt

The debtaholic said "I'll pay it off with my next pay cheque". Someone who lives way beyond their means but can never admit to themselves how much debt they are accumulating. The type of person that justifies their bad debt.

by 30k April 11, 2011

Dabitis

Your arms get all red and itchy as they swell up into a dabing position. After 72 hours of this your arms will spasticaly dab left and right. The only cure is to get an education.

Oh crap! Looks like John caught Dabitis! Hope he can make to a school soon and learn something!

by fricker101 August 29, 2018

Debt-Slave

Basically a college student, but with a twist. A debt-slave works hard at his/her studies, but is in serious debt.

After Charles finished his freshman year at Harvard, he was already a full blown Debt-Slave.

by A Sentient Toaster September 10, 2018

debirth

To debirth someone means to eliminate them and throw them up their mothers couchie.

I debirthed Dave real good.

by RoyGSpiv April 4, 2021

Dank Debt

It's a debt you have to someone because they let you smoke a bunch of their weed and now you have to pay them back with your own.

Dave and Carlos are hanging out on a warm summer's night. David turns to Carlos and whispers seductively into Carlos' nervous ear, "May I smoke some of your weed, my good ol' friend". Carlos turning away in anger thought to himself, "Fuck I have a dank debt to him. He let me smoke all of his dad's weed". Carlos turns back to Dave and says reluctantly, "I guess you can have some". With a look of shame, Carlos handed him his dank and a tear almost fell out of his eyes. Almost because Mary Jane dried his eyes out.

by Dank Dad September 14, 2014

weed debt

the debt you accumulate from borrowing money off your other stoner friends to smoke weed that you canny afford

Friend: "Do you wanna go Nando's?"
Me: I really shouldn't go considering my current substantial weed debt ."

Friend: "Oh go on, just for a cheeky one"

Me: "ok "

by snoopdog97 December 11, 2017