Dessert and Coffee

Inserting both your balls (coffee) and your cock (dessert) in the act of intercourse.

This includes both vaginal and anal intercourse. If executed with a same sex partner the act then becomes "Tea and Crumpets".

I hope you don't mind baby, but I'm going to treat myself to some dessert and coffee tonight.

by dessertandcoffee November 13, 2011

dessert bar

A type of a speakeasy with a mixed concept of a bar and a bakery that serves both alcohol and dessert

Lets grab a drink and some cake in the dessert bar

by B294 November 21, 2016

Desserped

Desserped, Depressed Backwards, You’re probably scared to say that you are depressed and need a Therapist.

AHAHA, I have nothing to do, so I will just search up desserped in Urban dictionary

Hooman 1: ey

Hooman 2: what the fuck do you want NOW?

Hooman 1: I AM DESSERPED, AND I NEED A TSIPAREHT

HOoman 2: what th-

Hooman 1: grabs gun

The end, hooman 1 is ded

I am desserped, That’s why My mom took me to a therapist.

by UwOそお November 6, 2020

dessert sam

Rubbing your pubic hair on your partner till you give them a burn.

Partner 1: Oh you rub that pubic hair all over me. (Pause) wait. ow, you just Dessert Sammed me you asshole!

Partner 2: You're lucky you didn't go down in flames.

by Bugimus J. Bug September 17, 2006

Dosser

A blonde spaghetti fragile legged man with a ginger beard who rinses the NHS for operations for stubbed toes, and takes months off work in the process.

Must limp and use a cane only in public

I can’t come out tonight incase anyone I work with sees me for the dosser that I am

by Wrong Way Willy February 26, 2020

dasnerth

an event community player that wins every luck based event and finds any excuse to use whenever he dies

did you see that dasnerth earlier? hes so fucking shit XD

by dawsonas March 19, 2021

dassey

Someone that's so daft, childish, spineless, and devoid of self-recognition/importance that they will literally, and seemingly unwittingly, falsely incriminate themselves, all while showing no signs of concern, emotion or understanding.

You'd have to be a dassey to continue to let your ex be so verbally abusive and manipulative, after you've reached a settlement, that she has you convinced that she's the victim!

by Elios26400 October 4, 2016