CUSHION LEAN

The almost imperceptible tilting of the upper body caused by lifting a butt cheek off the cushioned seat of a restaurant booth in order to discreetly pass gas.

Todd: Eww, damn bro! Did you just fart?!
Ted: No, wasn’t me, man! It was the dude in the booth behind you. I saw him do a cushion lean right before the stink engulfed us.

by OneStarGator August 20, 2017

Cock cushion

An alternate title for cockwarming, where one person's phallice is used as a cushion for another person to sink down onto

Person 1 (male): So you're gonna warm me up?
Person 2: Yep. Your dick's gonna be my own personal cock cushion!

by swagmaster35 June 20, 2021

Anthony cushion

He is a content creator who’s most famous on YouTube. Anthony is gay and he is married to Nick Toteda.

Person 1: who’s Anthony Cushion?
Person 2: oh he’s just a gay dude

by Amminii January 5, 2023

corona cushion

Weight gain due to excessive comfort eating during pandemic mandated social distancing.

My jeans have gotten a little tighter with this corona cushion.

by bittergreens March 20, 2020

Smush cushion

A cushion that one has had sex on.

I wouldn't sleep there! That's Chads smush cushion!

by Ardvark666 February 24, 2012

Mud Cushion

Noun or Verb: The act of defecating one’s pants while sitting on another person’s lap.

“Woah Abbie totally mud cushioned while sitting on my lap!” -Billy

by Lady of Poop December 30, 2024

love cushions

love cushions are lips

i would like to plant a smacker on angelinas love cushions

by clintonw202 December 9, 2008