show cushions

A cushion used for display purposes only. Also works for towels, rugs and other household furnishings that should have a purpose in life except to be awed at by its perfection.

Show cushions; Husband goes to sit down on the sofa after a long days work. Wife says "Take the cushions off before you sit down!! They are for show not your fat arse!!"

by Chainsaw-Charlie May 16, 2016

Cookie Cushion

The area above the female Public Bone.

AKA a Fupa.
See also Pansa.

"Go ahead and rest you head on my Cookie Cushion."

by CARRIED_AWAY October 18, 2024

Mud Cushion

Noun or Verb: The act of defecating one’s pants while sitting on another person’s lap.

“Woah Abbie totally mud cushioned while sitting on my lap!” -Billy

by Lady of Poop December 30, 2024

Poopy Cushion

When you shit in your roommates pillowcase.

My roommate sucks, so I gave him a poopy cushion.

by Jimmysensei May 23, 2018

Smushin cushion

Ones butt, preferably a large one.

"Hey Man, that chick has a massive smushin cushion".

by Smushin Cushion God October 19, 2021

Meat cushion

Is the act of squeezing and fitting/fixing ur head inside the vagina pussy where both flaps wrap around ur entire head.

She meat cushioned me last night!
Are you able to meat cushion a guy with ease ?
Are you into meat cushioning ?

by Iysyaboyskinnypenis October 23, 2017

Yummy Whoopie Cushion

The act of eating a Red Velvet confectionery out of a female anus.

Hey Johnny, I just bought this red velvet cupcake so I can give Jenny a Yummy Whoopie Cushion

by Knivesace February 25, 2025