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Yodeling Lumberjack

When a girl, mostly one who is sexually naive, attempts to give a guy a handjob by clapping her wrist together repetitively around his dick.
Man, Jessie gave me a yodeling lumberjack last night. My dick is so bruised.
by Hi Hierton March 28, 2011
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lumberjack

A VERY HOT! emo MAN who whares his little russian green hat and has his checkers and hot greasy hair with dark rimed glasses and holds on to his ipod witha death grip, also has plugs in both ears one smaller tahn the other o ya....and hes gotta be hot and EMOO...
A:hey look its lumberjack...
R: hes so greasy
A: but hes hot
R: but he looks so gay
A: but hes not hes emo duh
R: ya hes a lumberjack
A: ya a hot lumberjack
by annakova the great April 13, 2005
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Lumberjacking

The act of taking people's discarded christmas trees from the curb in front of their house and leaning the tree against their front door, so when they open he door the tree falls on them.
Lets go lumberjacking tonight there are lots of trees out.
by gino41 January 14, 2008
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Middle-Eastern Lumberjack

When a man of Middle-Eastern descent has sex with an American woman with a hairy crotch, while he is wearing a red flannel shirt. Immediately after release, he blows himself and the woman up.
Person 1: I heard the Middle-Eastern Lumberjack is a good position.

Person 2: I know, you won't be able to walk for a week.
by TotalGodWarfare February 23, 2012
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Irish lumberjack

The act of dyeing your pubes flaming red, getting belligerently drunk, and having sexual intercourse standing up. Immediately before climaxing, you pull out your member, kick the girl's legs out from under her, yell, "TIMBER!!!" as she falls to the ground, and finish what you've started on top of her.
Mark: "Last night, I was at this St. Patrick's Day party and I totally gave that chick an Irish lumberjack!"

John: "The only bad thing about an Irish lumberjack is the four months it takes for your flaming bush to grow out."
by LuckytheLeprechaun April 26, 2010
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Lumberjacking

When defacating, the act of cutting short your faeces before you are finished, usually due to interuption.
"dude, yesterday I was dropping a hot steamy log and just as I was getting to the thick of it the UPS guy arrived and I had to lumberjack it!"

"there's two hobos fighting outside?! I'll be right there! I'm lumberjacking it!"
by Guyxander August 19, 2009
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Lumberjack

Any person who is "cock blocking" or "cutting down your wood" while you are macking it.
Bill just cut in on that dance, what a fucking lumberjack!
by StillChasing1 April 28, 2008
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