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Critical depth

Definition 1: When walking into cold water, the depth at which your balls first touch the cold water.

Definition 2: When entering a woman, the depth your penis reaches when she gasps and pushes you back.
Dude! I didn't realize how cold the water was until I reached critical depth!

Baby, I'm sorry! You're so wet i slid right past critical depth!
by tkdtchr October 2, 2011
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critical race theory

Critical race theory is the idea that since the intersection of two races is patriarchal, patriarchy must be the unit-of-race.
Critical race theory is a reference to modernism-in-retrospect, and it argues that patriarchal units constitute race.

Critical race theory is the first example of intermodernism.

It leaves open the question of what the unit-of-patriarchy is.
by metawave September 8, 2020
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Critical racism

This is the discussion that revolves around discussing racism (defined as prejudice based on race by a person with power). Having roots in the conclusions reached through analysis in critical theory which examines race, it is not in itself critical theory but favors ideas introduced by Ibram Kendi and others of similar print.
angry beaver: they're teaching the kids about critical race theory!

normal person: actually they're not, you're wrong, and they're showing kids what it's like to be aware of critical racism.
by Hatchettwit November 5, 2021
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CrypticNoOne

To be the Twitter account in the history of Twitter
Albert : That tweet is a banger
IcyVert : It got me feeling like CrypticNoOne
by Corn⭐ October 6, 2020
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Crypticalion

A language made by the cryptical people, as a way to communicate during the war in the 1600s
I speak the language crypticalion.
by Crea Moshia May 25, 2024
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Crysticals

Burnt, hairy, whats her face, with the sex appeal of a godess. Who can run a copy machine like a bucking bronco!!!
Ron burnt his crysticals in the tanning bed.

Crysticals will you copy this?
by pitneybaby June 4, 2009
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Craptical illusion

When it feels like you've gotten rid of 5 pounds of crap, only to look and see it was only an ounce or so.
"I'd swear I just dumped a 5 pound loaf, but there's barely a slice in there..must be a craptical illusion."
by OhDoktor May 31, 2013
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