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Grampas Gucci Crocs

When an elderly male wears some sick crocs from Gucci.
Grampas gucci crocs are looking snazzy tonight
by Grampas Gucci flip flops January 7, 2019
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Croc-Shuffler

An employee who shuffles around either within their department or between different departments, with files in hand, appearing to have purpose but not really getting anything done at all. Originates from the footwear worn by people in health care settings and the frustration felt by onlookers.
"The onlookers in the waiting room watched the croc-shuffler walking up and down the corridor, looking aimless and not actually getting anything done."

"Do something then, you aimless croc-shuffler!"

"They're just a bunch of croc-shufflers!"
by Juliaabb August 5, 2022
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croc sock

When you are really high and you send your contacts selfies you are sending "croc socks"
Person 1: Bruh I'm sending this guy a croc sock!
Person 2: Send it to me bruh!
by Jestering pester August 17, 2017
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Crotch Croc

Verb, To crotch croc is to flash ones vagina to the public when not wearing underwear. Usually by way of media exposure in a public forum.
Steve: "dude did you hear about Brittany Spears?"

Richard: "Crotch Croc again?"

Steve: "Totally"

Richard: "Nice..."
by Dr. Fox 23 March 9, 2009
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Crocs

Crocs…. I need them, everyone wants them. You ever bought any? You haven’t go to Amazon eBay anywhere just by Crocs. DO NOT GO TO WALMART FOR CROCS. I REPEAT D O. N O T. G O. T O. W A L M A R T. F O R C R O C S
Hey I just got some CROCS!
Oh yea?! Let me see…
Ok!
THEIR FROM WALMART?!
Yea?
IM NOT YOUR FRIEND ANYMORE
*cries with fake crocs*
by I_CREATED_CROCS<3 April 23, 2022
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Crocs

A weird show that kids mostly wear but it looks weird on people older than 13.
Uhhh I can't stand crocs on teenagers, it's too weird.
by Blueydog August 13, 2023
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Croc

a cougar’s mother, aka GILF. So-called because she can likely take her teeth out and give you a good gumming. As the original Croc Hunter Steve Irwin often said “Crickey, look at those chompers!”
Forget hunting cougars at the bars, we’re going to bingo night at the casino to find some crocs.
by BarryDingus September 2, 2020
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