Spy Crab

A meme from the online FPS Team Fortress 2. When the class Spy holds his disguisekit, crouch, look upwards and walk forward, he kinda resembles the walk of a crab, and hence the name Spycrab was born. Other than being completley worthless in combat, Spycrabrushes is often a huge failure.
*crouching spy, holding disguisekit, looking upwards and walking forward like a spy crab*: I'm a crab!
by Mehplep March 16, 2009
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crab nigga

In hip hop (particularly East Coast) slang; a nigga that hides in his shell, so to speak, when the beef cooks - talkin' tough but nowhere to be seen when things get physical.
"Big Noyd, I can't cope, with all these crab niggas trying to shorten my rope" - Mobb Deep
by taste_u September 22, 2006
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progress to crab

the ultimate transhumanist comeback to the anprim slogan "return to monke"

monke has served the memers well, but he's been king of the meme world for long enough.

the crab takeover is inevitable and it begins NOW.
reject monke. progress to crab.
by The Penis Musician January 01, 2022
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mud crab

a small, weak, defenceless creature with a hard shell. like sto roll about in large quantities of mud. more like a lobster than a crab. often scares equally weak peasants.
the mud crab is easy to kill on in the province of cyrodiil
by -=jurgen=- April 01, 2006
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gooch crabs

When you have crabs in the area between your balls and asshole. Or if you a girl it is area between your vagina and asshole.But if your a girl a gooch is more referred too as a "choda"
Person #1: "My gooch has been itchy all day, and I had a shower."

Person #2: "Well than you probably have gooch crabs."
by Pavelski8 November 09, 2007
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Blue Crab

Blue crab is a type of sea crab you catch with a crab trap or while scuba diving. You catch a lot if you're lucky. Then you take them home, stab the crabs with a knife so they die quickly and relatively painlessly especially compared to the prolonged pain of boiling them alive. They go good with some onion and avocado salad and some rice. Mmm. Delicious! You use the claw to dig out the crab meat from the side. When it's cooked, it looks red.
Tony: *Digs the crab meat with the claw.

*eats crabs.

Tony: Mmmmm! Blue crab!
by HawaiianPunch1 September 03, 2023
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Auntie Crabs

Medicine applied to Protect someone's pubes regional from crabs.
I had a bad itch on my balls, bring me Auntie Crabs,
by Your Real Fatha February 28, 2009
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