cooter goblin

A nasty little goblin that crawls up lesbians' vaginas after sleeping with a man. If left untreated causes necrosis and eventually may start a zombie crisis. If diagnosed, seek medical help, AND DO NOT FUCK/MURDER ALL YOUR FRIENDS!!
Beware the Cooter Goblin!! Abstinence is the only way!!!
by crusoe90 March 29, 2017
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Cooter Dookie

When a woman's labia is super enflamed and dark, resembling a shit inside of a vagina.
Oh my....that's one big cooter dookie...
by Cooter dookie June 17, 2013
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cooter towel

Female pad or liner used during "that time of the month"
She uses cooter towels during that time of the month.
by GINA Expert February 10, 2014
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cooter stank

Girl!....Did you wash down there? Cuz you got cooter stank.
by b1gg3r July 08, 2014
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cooter pinch

Noun. The frame around a vagina created by tight fitting pants or shorts. Not as distinct as camel toe but similar. Considered sexy.
Hey man, those jeans give that chick a nice cooter pinch.
by Shiney1891 October 23, 2013
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Cooter Pooter

(n) a cooter is a kitty cat (pussy)

(n) a pooter is flatulence (fart)

Thus a cooter pooter is a flatulent cat or could also be known as a pussy fart.
by Shittle Bits December 07, 2018
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