Cock Contest

A contest involving two or more people where the winner is determined by who yells the word "cock" the loudest.

Brad, Al and Carla decided to hold a cock contest during their 4th hour English class.

by Bush2865 April 1, 2017

Crying Contest

A gay orgy

Hey who wants to meet up and have a crying contest?

by Bigduckdanny July 10, 2019

sleeping contest

Sleeping contest when you vs someone to see who can sleep the longest the win is always 100% the female

Who is winning the sleeping contest

by Bing bing bong bong November 6, 2020

Clapping Contest

A euphemism for having sex. Especially the sound produced from doggystyle.

Daniel: "Wow the walls in these apartments are really thin. I could hear my neighbors doing doggy last night."

Grace: "I'm pretty sure they were just having a clapping contest."

by DJ Scrim June 6, 2021

No contest

Said when one is asked to compare two or more things and one is clearly so superior to the other that there's no comparison

Coworker: "Yo geek squad, which is better? Star Wars or Star Trek?"

Coworker 2: "Oh, no contest. Firefly"

by KnightofNerdom December 14, 2023

Hugging Contest

When two guys don't know how to fight, and they're just holding each other and kinda slapping occasionally.

"These bitches don't know how to throw a punch..."

"Mane, they have a hugging contest."

by nealestrigga January 20, 2025

Scientific Contextualism

The application of contextualism to scientific knowledge—the view that scientific claims are always context-dependent, that what counts as a good experiment, a valid result, a sound theory varies with scientific context. Scientific Contextualism doesn't deny that science produces reliable knowledge; it just insists that this knowledge is always knowledge-for-a-particular-purpose, knowledge-under-particular-conditions, knowledge-within-a-particular-framework. Different scientific contexts produce different knowledge; none produces knowledge for all contexts. Scientific Contextualism is the philosophy of scientific pluralism, of the recognition that science is not one thing but many, each valid in its context.

Example: "He'd thought science was universal—same methods, same standards, same truths everywhere. Scientific Contextualism showed him otherwise: what counted as good evidence in physics didn't work in ecology; what was valid in the lab failed in the field. Science wasn't one thing; it was many, each valid in its context. He stopped looking for universal method and started learning local contexts."

by Abzugal February 21, 2026