Awesome concert

1. To smoke marijuana.
2. in an anti-drug use commercial two students were cought smoking marijuana in a concert hall bathroom. They kept repeating how they were at an "awesome concert."

"Hey babe, you wanna go to an awesome concert in my car with the windows up?"

by Tropicaligloo October 16, 2008

BJ concert

A chorus and/or plethora of blowjobs occurring in one venue at the same time. Often mistaken for a musical concert by the artist Billy Joel.

Steve must be on tour this fall, that was his third BJ concert this month.

by Bob7768 April 13, 2011

Pity Concert

When a person you are not interested asks you out on a date to a concert of one of your favorite bands. Because you like the band you go, but awkwardly avoid affection throughout the date, and then ditch said person after the concert to hang out and drink with your bros.

Dude, I had to agree to go to a Pity Concert with Laura, I hope she doesn't expect anything because it'll be on valentines day.

I went to see the Red Hot Chilli Peppers last night with Rebecca! It wasn't a date, it was more like a pity concert.

Yo, my pity concert will be at 9, so i'll meet you guys after at the pub!

by Elp3nguino11 March 8, 2014

No Concert Depression

Unlike PCD, ncd is the anxiety and emptiness from feeling like you will never get to see your faves live in concert ever.

Person 1: Yo why is she so sad today?
Person 2: Her faves are enlisting soon and she feels like she'll never get to see and hear them play all her favorite songs in concert. She has No Concert Depression.
Person 1: Oh, how sad

by yeahIsold11Indonesiansexslaves April 15, 2019

pre-concert anxiety

when you are extremely nervous/have anxiety in the days leading up to attending a concert

jeremy: dude why am i so nervous about this concert?
zach: you are probably experiencing pre-concert anxiety

by anoooonnnnn April 14, 2022

Miles Concert

a very embarrassing and pathetic attempt at getting a girl. A completely humbling experience. Instant rejection.

Person 1: "Hey, did you see how he asked her out?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it was a total Miles Concert"

by Snow snowy snow November 23, 2022

Rachmaninoff Concerto

hand and ball breaking music that destroys your hands and is like almost impossible to play at the original tempo, only god valentina lisitsa gets close, also the chords are so huge like wtf i cant reach 13's! the second piano concerto is the most popular one overshadowing the 1st and 3th and 4th, didnt even know there was a 4th, also its one of the most romantical pieces of music and it makes me cum everytime i hear it

Pianist 1: Hey what repertoire are you learning?
Pianist 2:Rachmaninoff concerto.
Pianist 1: My best wishes for your balls.

by SeiyaIdk August 24, 2023