When a man uses a colostomy bag during sexual intercourse. The act involves the man dipping his penis repeatedly into the bag after each stroke, and doing so until the contents of the bag are depleted.
Adam: Hey, remember when I did the Connecticut Colostomy with your mum?
Jack: Shut up, I did a California Mudslide with yours!
Jack: Shut up, I did a California Mudslide with yours!
by ClarenceButtigieg November 23, 2021
Get the Connecticut Colostomymug. Connecticut is an area in the Northeast region of the United States. It is south of Massachusetts, east of Rhode Island, and west of New York. It is about half the size of Massachusetts.
Connecticut is a massive set of highways between New York City and Boston. The whole region is essentially a supersized ghetto, but avoid entering the area even if you are driving, and do not stop for ANYTHING unless absolutely necessary. The north isn't terrible, but it's still best to stay away, but the south is scarier than the Carribean sometimes. In southern Connecticut (particularly the cities Bridgeport and New Haven), expect to be met with pickpocketers, guns, shoplifters, and occasionally arsonists left and right. Things get especially bad in the summer when New Jersey residents come to visit, which doesn't need an explanation.
As previously stated the north isn't nearly as awful, but you aren't safe from an excessive number of rednecks, bimbos, and Karens. The pickpocketers still exist.
Connecticut is a massive set of highways between New York City and Boston. The whole region is essentially a supersized ghetto, but avoid entering the area even if you are driving, and do not stop for ANYTHING unless absolutely necessary. The north isn't terrible, but it's still best to stay away, but the south is scarier than the Carribean sometimes. In southern Connecticut (particularly the cities Bridgeport and New Haven), expect to be met with pickpocketers, guns, shoplifters, and occasionally arsonists left and right. Things get especially bad in the summer when New Jersey residents come to visit, which doesn't need an explanation.
As previously stated the north isn't nearly as awful, but you aren't safe from an excessive number of rednecks, bimbos, and Karens. The pickpocketers still exist.
Miles: Why Springfield? Just go down to Connecticut, it's so much faster.
Connor: Hell no, I'm not finna get this car lit on fire when we drive through Bridgeport.
Connor: Hell no, I'm not finna get this car lit on fire when we drive through Bridgeport.
by maja08 February 5, 2023
Get the Connecticutmug. Two biological men that grab each other’s penis upon approach and give a penis shake. An act of greeting one another taking the place of a traditional handshake
by Optix13 December 21, 2023
Get the Connecticut handshakemug. The act of going down on a girl, and when she is close to climaxing, bitting her pubic hair and ripping them off.
I gave my girlfriend the old “Connecticut weedwacker” last night. She no longer has to go to her Brazilian wax tomorrow
by The dazzler 2828 October 18, 2019
Get the Connecticut Weedwackermug. When you insert your thumb into a Connecticut girls ass while hittin it from behind. Giving you leverage for more thrust.
by Phat56Pat January 27, 2023
Get the Connecticut thumb drivemug. dayville is the only part of killingly connecticut worth visiting. most of the people deal with batman complex but nonetheless the town is known for tuning in moscow
by nateeeTAC September 18, 2022
Get the dayville connecticutmug.