committed

willing to sacrifice things for the sake of something else.

the girl was committed in her relationship

by committedperson September 19, 2011

commentsations

When you and another person send comments back and forth on myspace making it into a conversation.

Me and Kaylee had some pretty sweet commentsations today.

by Andy White December 26, 2007

Comment Stalker

One Who peruses other people's comments on facebook or MySpace.

Tony became a Comment Stalker when he read through Maggie's wall comments because he didn't believe we were still in touch.

by T. T. A. T. February 7, 2009

comment sniping

the act of thanking someone who uploads content on the internet by leaving abusive comments, complaining that the content isn't presented in the way you'd like it to be presented.

Idiot: "Hey DICKHEAD, your upload SUCKS! You didn't even put a tag for white.cotton.panties.with.purple.hearts.on.the.front.but.not.on.the.back on it. People like you should be handed in to the NSA and SHOT at dawn!"

Uploader: (reports idiot for comment sniping)

Idiot: (can't reply because his ass got banned).

by Sheeppuppy October 13, 2013

commit jewicide

The act of killing oneself in a manner in which references Hitler's hatred for the Jews. In this endeavor, a large tree is climbed, a rope is tied to the tree, and the other end as a noose around one's neck. Then, the individual jumps off the tree, and uses the noose to swing themselves into a lit oven, filled with a neurotoxin gas.

Tom: "Dude, Mark just told me that I'm not invited to his bar mitzvah!"
You: "He said that to me too! That faggot should commit jewicide"

by FuckACactucs21 July 26, 2016

Commit Madeleine Mccann

Commit Madeleine McCann can be used to tell someone to get away and never come back

Gerry: I hate you
Kate: I hate you too commit Madeleine McCann

by Yay12344555 November 28, 2018

Committing a sir Mitchell

The act of coming home after being out going up stairs and finding your sister half naked wearing nothing but your dad’s underwear and proceeding to smash her back doors in so she is unable to poop straight for approximately 3 weeks and when the deed is done it is celebrated by kissing the mucky love bucket followed by smoking a dirty Cuba you found in your mums naughty toy drawer

(Whilst at a therapy support group)

Thank you for seeing me doctor I was dreaming last night when all of a sudden I remembered why my life is so messed up it was all those times I was Committing a sir Mitchell act

by Timmy mcsploodge December 18, 2021