comfort food

A term coined by starving millennial vegans to describe any traditional dish that would not be found in, say, a rabbit's diet.

That chicken sandwich is so just comfort food--you're going to need to detox with an arugula salad with nutritional yeast.

by Tjanvier April 1, 2018

comfort wipe

a phrase for which someone has reached the lowest level of intelligence, reserved for true retards who probably don't know how to wipe their own asses.

1."Jesus Marco, why did you crack my pencil in half? Youre SUCH a comfort wipe"
2."Comfort wipe, my ASS!"
3."Jesus Christ Susanna why'd you key your own car?" "I thought someone stole my parking space!" " Susanna your such a fucking comfort wipe. "

by KaiLilly September 2, 2009

Comfort Woman

1. female variant of a Japanese-owned sex slave.

2. a female Weeaboo or a slut that's into Japanese animated porn.

1. "Grandma, what's a Comfort woman," questioned the little girl. "No dear, that's a bad word used by evil men," responded the old ex-Comfort Woman who was forced into sexual slavery during WWII.

2. God that bitch, put name here, keeps posting those inappropriate and disgusting drawings of hers. She's such a Comfort Woman to those disgusting perverts.

by Utosaver October 17, 2017

comforter whore

A person who frequently and unnecessarily purchases a new comforter even though the one they have is perfectly fine.

CW: "hey look at my new comforter! it's so soft and pretty"
Friend: "that's the third comforter you've bought this month you comforter whore!"

by tsizzley December 29, 2010

slut comforter

1. a guy who wifey's up sluts
2. a guy who dates complete whores
3. a guy who sets not standard on who he dates

that nigga is such a slut comforter.. he's always messing with skeezas!

by kita x3 December 30, 2008

Comfort room

Where students study,talk,change clothes and apparantly eat. It is also used rarely to escape class for a minute to wake them selves up.Of course it is also used to pee and poop in ,but some students try to not poop in school.Honestly,the possibilities are endless. it's even used to take selfies or videos or groufies.

Let's go to the comfort room,I have to tell you something.

by Heyo... July 28, 2018

Comfort Porn

A comic where there aren't any jokes, it's just a character being nice to another character who is in emotional pain. There is no punchline. The final panel instead says something along the lines of "It's all going to be ok".

Variations include:
-A character talking about their lack of confidence in something not to another character, but to the reader.
-A character getting the courage to go off and accomplish things today.
-A character growing tired while drawing at a cintiq and then getting a second wind.
-A character waxing nostalgic about their childhood, then comparing it to their life now, then seeing kids doing a modern day version of what they were doing as a kid, and coming to the conclusion that things will be ok.

Friend: "Why does this comic about some sad mouse being comforted by another mouse have so many likes on insta?"
You: "Because people like your aunt will always be suckers for comfort porn."

by Oweeeeendennis May 25, 2021