Shit Cobra

When your shit is so long it stands up out of the toilet.

I walked into the bathroom and there was a Shit Cobra staring at me.

by Nurse Josh October 25, 2018

tame the cobra

Essentially, it's when you're attempting to control your pp from going upright.

Person 1 asks, "Hey honey, do you want to snuggle?"
Person 2 responds, "Uh yeah sure."
Person 2 thinks in their head, 'Oh shoot, I need to tame the cobra.'

by the_big_man12734 August 18, 2021

King Cobra

A fucking badass .357 Magnum revolver made by the legendary gun manufacturer Colt.

Aye bro, I love that stainless steel Colt King Cobra you got! That’s a fucking beautiful piece!

by hickok45fan October 18, 2021

Cobra Rinse

When you wash your fresh cobra meat off before the big Sunday night fry-up.

Hey Uncle Neck you there? Oh sorry Jafar I was too busy to listen to your story as I was at the sink making sure the fresh cobra meat is ready for the big Sunday night fry-up.
Oh no worries Uncle Neck, the Cobra Rinse is more important than my story about the time I forgot to do a Cobra Rinse and got Cobra Worms at the big Sunday night fry-up.

by Klendi October 9, 2020

US Cobra

A guy who obsesses over pickles, especially his dad's (who is a monkey from cod zombies) 50 inch pickle. Also likes taking showers for 4 years and trying to get the ray gun out of the mystery box every time.

Snipe the box when it as white US Cobra is.

by Fuckly May 18, 2020

Cobra clutchin

When you come up big time in the big time clutch

Jacob: “Man you really hit three 20s in a row in darts, that’s some bullshit”
Ben: “Nah, I just be Cobra clutchin bitch”

by benvveiss March 15, 2019

cobra trainer

A "cobra trainer" is a person who always one ups you by saying they also did it or did it better or did it more often.

Tammy: Stephanie is such a cobra trainer!
Tiffany: Why, what did she do now?
Tammy: I told her about my visited China and was giving her the highlights of my trip. She said she's also been to the same places and claimed to have been to many other.
Tiffany: That's possible.
Tammy: She's never even been to China!

by DeeQue November 4, 2014