Cockblocker

A cockblock/cockblocker is someone of annoyance (a fucking dick) and usually refers to someone who attempts to stop people from achieving the task of asking a girl out.

'Hey, is he bothering you?'
'No actually, he's my boyfriend, go away you cockblocker.'

by Latenightdrinker43 June 11, 2022

cockblockerpico

A bird named Pico that your significant other loves to snuggle with especially at night. Usually until the partner falls asleep.

My lovers bird is such a cockblocker. Dude what’s her name Pico? Ha ha cockblockerpico gets more action than you.

by Lisarn005 September 11, 2023

cockblockers

The type of people who do everything to invalidate every move you make on someone you are attracted to or in love with just because they c couldn't do it themselves. So, according to their crab-bucket logic, if they can't do it, neither you can.

Person A: Bro, I can't wait to meet her on this date.
Person B: My guy, she is way out of your league.
Person C: Cockblockers being like:

by TheKamikazeMonkeys May 28, 2024

ultimate cockblocker

someone who hits on his friends girlfriends. spends too much time with other peoples girlfriends. kisses hugs and those generally inappropriate things with his friends girlfriends .

Paul: Stephen is the ultimate cockblocker

tom: so true

by orion_14754 June 2, 2010

designated cockblocker

the person who stays sober at a party, club, etc. and keeps his/her friends from hookin up with grenades, landmines, or just someone ( or people) they shouldn`t

Ronnie: Yo bro mad people are hittin up karma tonight, lets go.

Mike: Cool

Ronnie: But bro, Sam`s gonna be there

Mike: That`s cool, i`ll be your designated cockblocker

by Android23 January 24, 2011

Anti-cockblocker

A wingman or woman that assist you with getting what you want with women or men.

I did not warn anyone of his type in order to keep them from getting scared off. The anti-cockblocker helps her friend get some.

by Rosalita Hanks April 3, 2019

Hall of fame Cockblocker

When someone tries their best to stop her friend from getting piped

That bitch Diana a hall of fame cockblocker

by Poop -_- February 1, 2019