Fudge Cigar

A firm or compacted turd resembling a cigar.

"Sorry about the smell, guys - I just laid out a premium fudge cigar".

by hardgearcowboy July 10, 2017

Cigar daddy

A man that will take your hoes and everything away from you

Cigar daddy: Bitch you don't need any example now get your dumb ass outta this website

by Iwillyeetmyself June 23, 2019

Cigar Job

The act of sounding with a cigar.

"Hey baby, can you give me another cigar Job tonight?"

by asmrrfy September 23, 2023

No Cigar

When you try really hard to achieve a goal but you just cant get it

Well, it was a hard try but no cigar.

by LegendTiwa April 2, 2023

chop cigar

A phat dank cigar, referencing chop, a cigar stuffed with weed and tobacco.

“I’m a pot star, smoking on chop cigars.” -Mazi

by BeaminQuick June 17, 2020

Cigar shopping

The act of a married male; standardized Male and Female union. Wherein the husband states he’s going to “cigar shopping” with his friend Dave to his partner. But in fact he’s off preforming oral copulation upon many a stranger. This act isn’t solely relighted to the transient and unfamiliar. He even sucks off Dave.

“ Hey honey Dave and I are going Cigar Shopping. There’s a new cigar shop that just opened up on 53’rd and 3’rd and we’re going to sample their wears. Don’t wait up. What? Dinner? No thank you I’ll get something with Dave.”

by Dr. Word Doctor. September 18, 2022

Cigar

Presidential aid

Hey Monica, want a cigar?

by AintSoSlimShady July 31, 2018