choke the boa

Illustrative description of having to go to the restroom - most commonly used in a round where your supreme masculinity is not yet established.

Me: Man, I have to go choke the boa...

Others: Don't drown it though!

by Da choka March 4, 2007

choke jerk

Auto esphyxiation

The rock star choke jerked in his hotel suite . He was found the next day dead.

by Too chaos September 29, 2017

Choking the squirrel

The act of performing oral sexual intercourse so intensely that the one giving it produces noises resembling those of a choking squirrel.

Hey bro, I think my neighbour was choking the squirrel last night.

by The.Rt.Hon.BorisBlowjobson1722 March 13, 2023

Back Choke

The act where your sexual partner of choice is on their stomach while reciving a back massage or having sexual intercorse WHILE you cuff your hands around there neck lightly choking them

Kurt likes to back choke Hanna during climax

by Thesexpert April 3, 2014

choking the gecko

Another word for maturbation1

Oi can you stop choking the gecko, we're in a hospital

by Loading_ooo December 14, 2017

Slam Choke

The act of slamming ones penis down someones throat to make them choke!

The pornstar was dissapointed as she was slam choked to shut her mouth.

by 321rocketman October 21, 2010

choking the gopher

A slang term meaning for a man to "jack-off" or "masterbate."

"OH MY GOD,that guy was totally choking the gopher when i walked in the room!"

by Trixi Star February 6, 2009