a penis that is wider than it is tall. not a gooch!, a short, fat, and probably grodie ass dick. call your gooch a chode and people will laugh, but tell people you have a chode and people won't even talk to you. a chode is a chode, DON'T BE IGNORENT!
"i can't tell what i'm looking at in this picture stu"
"that's okay, just put it into chode mode"
or
"check out this chode de la fragrance.....it's authentic!"
or
"whopper chode" "muffin chode" "chode ass"
"that's okay, just put it into chode mode"
or
"check out this chode de la fragrance.....it's authentic!"
or
"whopper chode" "muffin chode" "chode ass"
by mattkeepsittp March 15, 2007
by CHODO May 31, 2005
by chode smoker July 16, 2003
by helen cunnane April 22, 2004
Either a short fat person, a distubing person, or a distubling. Many ways of use. It is a random word because it can be used in so many ways. A chode can be an annoying person, a dirtbag, or a friend. A synonym would be choop, basically it has an origin of negativity but has sucomed to a common pet name for friends. When the word was originally a bad thing to say, it was commonly called Toad in secret.
Origin: Bronx, Sleepy Hollow, Hawthorne NY
Origin: Bronx, Sleepy Hollow, Hawthorne NY
1. Look at those chodes playin bball, they suck.
2. Yo, Whatup Chode.
That guy is a chode.
You are being chodey.
Stop acting so chodily.
Quit choding around.
2. Yo, Whatup Chode.
That guy is a chode.
You are being chodey.
Stop acting so chodily.
Quit choding around.
by jose2010 April 11, 2007
She chode him for his tiny fat chode as he pissed and moaned and blamed the Steelers for everything wrong with the universe.
by Prof. Cameltoe Von Cockslap January 24, 2012
Where I come from chode is simply a synonym for dick. It is a shortening of the Spanish or Mexican word choriso or chorizo which literally means sausage. In proper Spanish pronunciation the R in the word choriso is pronounced as a D.
by The NewMexican May 20, 2007