Chocolate Whopper

A two step sexual act in which the dominant partner deficates onto the stomach of their prone partner before laying atop them, forming a sandwich-like position, to then continue fornication.

Before having sex with my freak of a girlfriend, I had to take a shit, then she protested and asked me to give her the 'ol Chocolate Whopper.

by Notmatthewatall June 11, 2018

Chocolate hitchhiker

The act of sticking ones thumb into the anal area of another person or perpetrator.

"The pit bull would not let go of my arm so I gave it the chocolate hitchhiker"

"My buddy had me in a headlock so I gave him the chocolate hitchhiker."

Friend: "what smells like shit?"
Me: "well my girl was being a bitch so I gave her the chocolate hitchhiker".

by Smozi1014 January 7, 2020

chocolate swordfish

After anal sex when your dick is covered in shit.

When JC was done butt fucking KP he looked down and realized he had a chocolate swordfish.

Dude, last night Mike’s mom gave me a chocolate swordfish.

by AlaskanPoet June 16, 2018

chocolate bracelet

the resulting fecal ring that is left around one's wrist after fisting another individual/animal, who has insufficiently cleaned their asshole after shitting.

Mother: "Dammit Brian you left another chocolate bracelet on my wrist, how many times do I have to tell you?!?! Wipe your ass before you ask me to fist you. JESUS CHRIST!"

Brian: "My bad, Mom"

by willywonkachocolatefactory March 17, 2010

Chocolate beyblade

The act in which a person experiencing diarrhoea spins on a Segway at high velocities, spewing large amounts of fecal matter in the general vicinity, in an act of dominance.

Guy 1: Ay bro, Imma have beat yo ass if you don’t back the fuck down.

Guy 2: try me bitch you, you don’t stand a chance against my chocolate beyblade. Imma let it rip all over yo weak ass.

by The cum bender April 8, 2020

Chocolate Muncher

A White guy that eats out Black girls

Jack: "what's wrong?"
Ethan: "My racist dad found out I'm a chocolate muncher."

by Shm0ker February 2, 2022

Chocolate smoothie

The act of anal to ejaculation, followed by a tossed salad, then usually followed by a kiss.

Dude, you are sick. I can't believe you gave her a chocolate smoothie.

by Mr. BRW February 5, 2008