chew out

Be warned: Despite the similar meanings of the root words, to chew someone out is something VERY DIFFERENT from *eating* them out.

My mom ate me out last night... I mean chewed me out.

by asdsafsdjkfreui September 13, 2005

chewed my nuts

to recieve a bollocking or a dressing down, to have your nuts chewed or "he chewed my nuts off"

The boss called me into the office to chew my nuts.
he really went to to.wn and chewed my nuts off

by gasmixman January 14, 2006

Chewed and Glued

when your girlfriend is being an f-ing b- and won't shave her chachachi, one must go down on her while chewing gum, preferably bubbalicious due to its slightly larger size and stickiness, and "accidently" get it stuck in the fray - resulting in a messy situation, but a clean-shaven girlfriend the next day.

"Last night I chewed and glued my girlfriend and now she's smoother than a new born baby"

by Devine Broccolini April 25, 2008

chewer

someone who sucks a lot of penis. tends to be used by black males, used towards black females.

yea man. she a chewer!

by Lorenaa Babyy January 26, 2011

man chew

A ginormous hunk of smokeless tobacco snuff inserted into the lower or sometimes upper lip.

After Joe John's lunchbreak, He whipped out his Copenhagen and took a big man chew.

by Redneck Vig April 23, 2006

two can chew

It's how you say SIXTY-NINE in chinese.

Hey! how do you say sixty-nine in chinese?

two can chew

by jerjer April 28, 2006

Chewed Orange

A soreness of the arse-hole after excessive use.

1. She had an arse like a chewed orange by the time i'd finished with her.

2. (Whilst suffering with diarrhea) I've got an arse like a chewed orange.

by jonidee May 17, 2007