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Charleston Chew

A sexual act in which one partner, while performing cunnilingus, adjusts such that the upper lip rests on the women's labia, while the lower lip rests on her anus. the taint is placed in between the lips and 'gummed on', like an old women eating a huge rubber cock.
'Dude, i got smacked with a flashlight while giving my girl droppsies in the car... when i came to, i realized i was giving her the ol' charleston chew.... bitches.

'My girl queefed and farted at the same time. yeah. it was sick. but man, what was worse is that i was giving her a charleston chew when it happened. i wish i was dead.'
by sloots boots August 5, 2006
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Charlee

The best person in world. When she walks in the room it lights up and makes you fall in love with her. She is the best because of the kindness she gives you and the feeling of joy when your around her. She makes you feel like you are the luckiest man in the world.
Charlee is the best girlfriend you could ever have.
by Daddy06999 June 24, 2019
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Good Charlotte hater

You know those people who go around bashing a band that's not even popular anymore just because they think it'll make them and their pathetic taste in music look better? Newflash: Good Charlotte aren't cool anymore. I'm sorry to tell you but they're back to being the loser thing. (That's probably why I like them right now.) So if you;re going to say how they "OmG So0o0lD OuT!1111!" turn on the TV. They aren't on there. Turn on the radio. Nope. Pick up a music magazine. No. But I will tell you who you will see- My Chemical Romance and The Used.
Oh and if you're going to say that they're posers then I would like to ask you what they're posing to be. They've never said they were punk they've actually said the exact opposit numerous times. I'm sorry to inform you but it was people like you who slapped that label on them in the first place.
And by the way if you think Marilyn Manson is going to back you up on this you're wrong. He recently said "Good Charlotte say nice thing about me in interviews and I'm having a hard time disliking them. They're very catchy and good at what they do. I'll admit it, Good Charlotte are OK in my books." Direct quote. Though Manson has said on variouse occasions that he would like to punch Gerard from MCR in the face.
A normal thing a Good charlotte hater would say-

Good Charlotte Hater- Good Charlotte are totally poseurs who suck and I think it makes me really cool to say this.
by Valerie is not a psycho September 20, 2005
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Charleston Stew

The act of two lovers where one (male) deficates (shits) in the others mouth. Then the male (possible female) stirrs the feces in the mouth with their penis until it is of a creamy texture.
Max and Julian enjoyed to have a Charleston Stew because Julian had a fetish for eating feces.
by Billy's_secret_lover July 15, 2011
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Charleston Chocolate Banana

When a guy shits on your dick, you freeze it and enjoy.
"Oh shit, I set the freezer too low and now what would have been a nice Charleston Chocolate Banana, has turned into a Alaskan Cold Front"
by weirdjake123456789 February 21, 2009
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Charlotte Bobcats

An expansion NBA team that has been in the league since 2004. It has had an impressive 2005-2006 season considering that their star player, Emaka Okafor, was injured most of the year. They have a very low pay roll, and pretty good talent and they will establish a playoff-esque team in possible 2 to 4 seasons.
The Charlotte Bobcats have the lowest payroll in the league and some impressive players.
by Tril Nole May 15, 2006
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Charleston chew

a long chocolate bar, probably the longest one you can buy
"And I'm still loco enough
To choke you to death wit a Charleston chew"- Dr. Dre- forgot about dre
by fresh prince July 2, 2005
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