shit chaos

Totally out of control, primal, yet satisfying.

When you sit on the toilet , but then, to your surprise, a violent gas and fecal episode ensues ejecting gas and fecal matter in a totally unforeseen and uncontrolled manner causing surprise and awe that that could really be happening to you. Or, could be a similar event when you are not on the toilet.

"Man, that was shit chaos".
"Yea, can't believe it. Freaking awesome."

by rbrtzz November 17, 2009

Chaos Boner

Noun
Sexual arousal broth on by the though of chaos

“Have you seen what's going on at Echo Park?”
“I saw it on the news and got a chaos boner.”

by Ken Hammered March 26, 2021

chaos erection

When an audience prefers to read, hear or watch devastating news developments; while simultaneously shitting on the media for not paying more attention to happier topics and over-dramatizing the darker side of humanity.

Donald Trump says multiple news outlets are failing; but America's collective chaos erection says otherwise.

by Oybekiyet February 10, 2017

Chaos Particle

A Chaos Particle is a particle that causes chaos, it can also cause: confusion, misery, anger, and/or death (although death is very rare.), Chaos Particles themselves are invisible to the naked eye, but can be seen. Chaos Particles are very rare. No one knows Who Discovered Chaos Particles, or if they are natural or not. Chaos Particles can range from very small (3 grams) to very big (70 kg), They can also take the form of living creatures, Chaos Particles can also: cause cancer, cure cancer, control living things, create black holes, and self destruct with a force of about 4 megajoules. Finally, Chaos Particles die in about 94741 days (time may vary).

I Just Encountered a Chaos Particle, It just blew up.
That there Chaos Particle is dangerous, stay away.
My friend says Chaos Particles aren't as bad as people make them out to be, I don't think they have ever seen one in person.

by Chaos Round August 22, 2018

chao mates

Friends who kiss and have sex but with no commitment whatsoever the two can date outside

I am not dating brad we kissed yes but thats only cause we are chao mates

by Jraeyy February 10, 2018

Chaos crush

A chaos crush is somebody who makes you question your sexuality but doesn't turn you.

Girl 1: hey did you see that girl, she's making me question my sexuality.
Girl 2: oh, are you attracted to women?
Girl 1: nah, she's just my chaos crush

by It.b.me February 5, 2022

misty chaos

Creative and original Wattpad fanfiction writer and aspiring artist, usually for the "BBS," and makes all the fangirls crazy.

"Misty Chaos' new book gave me a nose bleed."

by I'mNotAppleJuice September 22, 2017