The Cricket

When you first get into a cold bed, under the covers and start rubbing your legs together to get warm

I'm doing the cricket

by warwagon1979 April 7, 2016

wise crick

A cricket on the better edge of evolution

Stop being such a wise crick you little bitch

by Titty meat August 13, 2017

Saber Tooth Crotch Crickets

Nasty little bastards that live in the pubes.

Those Saber tooth crotch crickets are tearin my balls and ass up today.

by Throbbingroot April 1, 2009

Dickie Cricket

The number one megaphone crooner of the 1920's, topped only perhaps by Kid Jersey.

Elevator, baby likes the elevator,
ride in the elevator,
ride up and dooown!
(Dickie's 1923 hit "elevator")

by Zach G. November 28, 2003

Indian Cricket Team

World's best cricket team

Indian cricket team is world's best cricket team

by RK937 January 13, 2021

Michael Crichton

God in the world of authors.
The best goddamn author of science fiction novels.
If you disagree you are an illiterate fool who cannot recognize brilliance.
Some of his greatest books are Timeline, Jurassic Park, Next, The Andromeda Strain, and State of Fear.
He also created the TV show, ER.
He started writing to get some money during medical school at Harvard.
He died at the age of 66.

Stephanie: When I heard that a book report on The Andromeda Strain by Michael Crichton was extra credit for Biology class, I thought that was badass!

Jessica: I know, right?! I might actually try to get extra credit!

Stephanie: Our teach must be cool as fuck.

by wasssupitsstephyo December 27, 2008

CRICKER

a shit ball, dirty bastard, poor person
Somone coming from the creek that shit flows down.

Billy was a shit cricker who lived in a trailer in kirksville missouri the land of shit crickers

by brennan Robbins June 21, 2006