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Catagory 5 Natural Rizzaster

An adjective used to describe the pure lack of skill in the rizzanomics department.

TD;DR: Women repellant
Person 1: Omfg, did you see Damir?

Person 2: Yeah, he tried to pick up Jayden right?
Person 1: Mmmmhmm. That whole scenario was a Catagory 5 Natural Rizzaster!
by Shocktospecter April 22, 2023
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cata gata

woah i like this girl cata gata oooooooooooo muah!
by notchrisguy July 14, 2023
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Cabacabecfefel

It is the haha funny drink (coffee)

The superior way to convey that you are having hot/iced bean water.

Phonetically Pronounced: caba-ca-bec-fef-el
"I love having cabacabecfefel in the morning."
by Axle Hates Zucchini August 21, 2023
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to caracalesti someone

Basically kidnap someone and stuff them into a huge mansion with a gate too, which will make police fear to enter to save the *said* someone so you keep it all to yourself and then murder the someone.
Guy1: Dude have you seen Emily?
Girl1: I heard she got caracal'd into the white house

#to caracalesti someone
by Vasily Dynka August 7, 2019
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Karen capacity

the amount of people that can safely inhabit the same space simultaneously before someone calls the cops
i have to exit the premises as the spot I am at has reached its karen capacity and the cops are here
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Maximum Capacititty

The maximum amount of milk your boobs can hold
Hey, girl what's your maximum capacititty. You're a Double D so I think yours is bigger than mine
by dirtyjokes01 December 9, 2020
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Maximum Finger Capacity

The number of fingers - to the nearest whole unit - in which a woman's vagina can facilitate.

Coined by four intellectuals in 'Top Spoons' Lancaster.

22/03/2014
"Met a girl last night, she had a maximum finger capacity of 2. But as the night progressed it increased to 3."

"Caroline has the perfect MFC of 3"
by LancasterGary April 30, 2014
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