Cat

The ultimate God. If you get a cat to befriend you and make it think spending time with you, a petty human, is worth it, you have been blessed.

Cats usually don't bother trying to be noticed by humans because they don't need to. Most wild cats are solitary, the exception being lions, as they live in prides.

Who really knows if you're the owner? Oftentimes, you are the cat's pet.

by oh dear, I'm nothing to you. November 10, 2017

Cats

Something that doesn’t exist, is a mere figment of your imagination. Some people even go as far as to claim they own cats, when in reality, this is not possible as cats do not exist.

“Lmao wouldn’t it be bizzare if cats like... existed?”
“Shut up dad I hope you and mom divorce.”

by Jranithian August 19, 2019

Catting

To desire a drug, usually after a night on it, or on a comedown. - Strong colloquialism.

Mate, ever since last night i've been catting for coke.

by xander89 November 23, 2010

Cats

1. Many felines.
2. The villain in the video game Zero Wing.

1. I hate cats!
2. Cats: You are on the way to destruction.

by Fizzard the Fly January 06, 2005

catted

shut down, rejected, a loser, a nobody, michelle

we went to the club and that b*tch michelle was catted

by JOSEE June 27, 2007

Cats

They tried to look cute with there belly on top, trying to make you rub its belly, but in reality, they were seeking their

victim before it turns into a killing machine!!

Don't even think about rubbing the cat's belly. It'll kill you! ( Cats R evil )

by on August 19, 2020

Cat

A perfect illustration of the principle that all words, no matter how basic, are ultimately made up.

"Hey guys, what do you think about 'cat' for this meow thing?" Cengiz asked.

by maxkeepsitreal1 February 19, 2010