Shower Carrots

carrots that you eat in the shower because they taste yummier than your average carrots

"wow is that a carrot, I'm going to save that for my shower"
"wow, that shower carrot was yummier"
'I'm going to have my shower carrots now"

by heyoyoyoyo June 11, 2018

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A Blue Carrot

Using a penis ring to block circulation in the erect penis. Maintaining the erection for a prolonged period of time. This allows the man to have intercourse without ever losing his erection. Though as a consequence of the ring te penis turns blue.

Oh last night my man gave me the A Blue Carrot! He went on on and on. That's why I'm so tired.

by abluecarrot May 06, 2010

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Carrot swordsman

A green carrot that chucks sweaty swords at ninja giraffes

They are usually found in the dishwasher

Oh no there's a carrot swordsman cutting up our plates in the dishwasher 😱

by Men cat man June 17, 2019

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backyard carrot

Anal sex. When man sticks his "carrot" or penis into the anus or "backyard" of another male or female for sexual pleasure.

Damon wants to experiment and backyard carrot his girlfriend.

by Lillyfrog932 April 05, 2014

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yard carrot

The act of painting your entire body orange from head to toe, dying your hair green, and laying completely naked in your neighbors lawn, remaining still until something or someone unwillingly moves you.

Yeah man, I got arrested for being a yard carrot in Geoff's yard yesterday...

by Rocker45673 August 02, 2021

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