big canoe

A large wilderness community, filled with trees and old, snooty, rich people. Also, it features a fine aquatic center with many attractive lifeguards.

This oblivious woman in her beamer was a total bitch. She was from Big Canoe.
or
Let's go to Big Canoe, and hit on the slutty girls at the pool!

by Dr. Rufus O'Riley June 24, 2006

Man in the canoe

Any sexual position where a man’s dick goes into a woman’s pussy

My wife made me the, Man in the canoe

by Super accurate description November 4, 2019

Tippy Canoe

Anything that is really tippy or top heavy, anything that could end up on it's side or upside down easily... like a person in a canoe.

I drove that truck home but it was a tippy canoe with that load on top!

by Ewonder25 August 14, 2009

mook canoe

A mook is an idiot
A mook canoe is a canoe full of them

Steve: I fucked up with my wife, she caught me beating off to amputee midget porn
Jim: You're a fucking mook canoe

by Kampfgruppe May 12, 2017

Goo Canoe

A term to describe a wide gapped vagina tramp-whore that has semen in and on her.

I just bust a nut in the old goo canoe.

by 504nolagrits May 25, 2016

Douche Cano

When a male fucks a girl and cums on her ass and it slides down her ass crack and leaks into the vigina

bro i Douche Canoed my girl last night and now she’s pregnant!

by jizz creamery February 23, 2021

Douche canoe

When somebody you know is acting like an asshole but takes it to a whole different level and makes you feel like shit

Braden is acting like such a douche canoe and I don't know why

by Country boy 22 September 11, 2015