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big canoe

A large wilderness community, filled with trees and old, snooty, rich people. Also, it features a fine aquatic center with many attractive lifeguards.
This oblivious woman in her beamer was a total bitch. She was from Big Canoe.
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Let's go to Big Canoe, and hit on the slutty girls at the pool!
by Dr. Rufus O'Riley June 24, 2006
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Man in the canoe

Any sexual position where a man’s dick goes into a woman’s pussy
My wife made me the, Man in the canoe
by Super accurate description November 4, 2019
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Tippy Canoe

Anything that is really tippy or top heavy, anything that could end up on it's side or upside down easily... like a person in a canoe.
I drove that truck home but it was a tippy canoe with that load on top!
by Ewonder25 August 14, 2009
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dirt canoe

A very versatile term typically used to describe someone who possesses an annoying/negative quality of any kind.
-Did you hear Rachel pushed that one kid down the stairs? What a "dirt canoe". Am I right?
by Crayon Dealer March 14, 2017
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Blue canoe

The excellent early Elton John song “Where to Now St. Peter” is about a mortally wounded Civil War Confederate (southern) soldier who takes a “blue canoe.” This means he got shot by a Union (northern) soldier. The Union soldiers wore blue uniforms, they were nicknamed the blues. The Confederate soldiers wore gray uniforms, they were nicknamed the grays. A blue canoe is a round or volley fired by a Union soldier.
“I took myself a blue canoe” is the first line in “Where to Now St. Peter.”
by Cumbre Vieja April 6, 2023
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douche canoe

Someone who is such a douchebag that they qualify for a higher level of douchebag. However, they typically aren't aware of their douche status and most don't tell them either. Guys like this are typically named Taylor or Bryce and girls like this are typically named Jessica or Stephanie.
"Hey have you met my buddy Taylor yet?"
"Yeah he's a douche."
"That's where you're wrong, he's a douche canoe."
by large barges July 14, 2020
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Douche canoe

When somebody you know is acting like an asshole but takes it to a whole different level and makes you feel like shit
Braden is acting like such a douche canoe and I don't know why
by Country boy 22 September 11, 2015
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