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Israel candlestick

The act of igniting an uncut penis. Resulting in a grotesque scene of burning flesh that resembles a candle. This usually occurs after a dare. The phrase came from how common it is to be circumcised in Israel, and the quality of a burning candlestick. Combining the two concepts is where the Israel candlestick was born.
After one too many drinks, Brad attempted an Israel candlestick. His decision resulted in him being rushed to the ER, where he got very familiar with the staff.
by Mike Ropeines June 30, 2025
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Parisienne birthday candles

This girl was givin' me the gears so I fired up a pack of Parisienne birthday candles.
by fatburner5 October 18, 2011
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two shits to a candlestick

to not know anything about anything
to "not hold two shits to a candlestick" is to think you know something but really know nothing

Dan: did you hear caleb's thoughts on obama care?
Emma: yeah, but the tool can't hold two shits to a candlestick when it comes to the goverment
by secretpumpkinking May 2, 2014
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Frosting on candles

The act of sucking fresh fecal residue off of a girl’s ass hair during intercourse
My girl finally let me suck the frosting on candles laste night
by Absolutelegendunit September 15, 2018
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Pablo Sole Canales

Pablo is stupid and dumb. He has a very bad jumpshot and smells like shit. After lunch his ass is sweaty because he sucks at basketball.
Wow dude you are acting like a "Pablo Sole Canales"
by jellyjamba October 10, 2019
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who made candles

Thore and Email made candles back in the early egyptian time. We have claimed this. We are homie hoppers till we die!
email and thore are the poeple who made candles!
by laoalsk March 30, 2022
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Cock Spangled Cankle

When an individual with a penis performs a handstand and walks on their hands towards the receiver and inserts their hard rod in the receivers anus. Afterwards they wrap a hand around each of the receivers ankles while the American National Anthem plays.
Yo dude I was with Sarah last night and she couldn't stop Cumming when I hit her with the cock spangled cankle.
by Spudlover#226 September 10, 2024
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