Bumcurrant

A small, hard piece of poo that insists on hanging around your bumhole hair.

Me: i have a piece of (poo) stuck to my bumhair.
Friend: Thats called a bumcurrant

by Peteypanda May 12, 2010

rumpy bumpy

Yet another term for sex.

This is generally said by people who are afraid of saying the 's' word as they have spent the first four decades of their pitiful lives stuck to their mothers nips.

Ted: "Did you see that new adult site?"
Phil: "Yeah, I got some great rumpy bumpy viedos of it."

by Dave Esquire February 25, 2006

bumpy road

what a guy drives down when his date has big boobs (only for his own horny satisfaction)

Tony recently took Asia out to dinner. On the way back he took her on a "detour" along several bumpy roads. Tony paid little attention to the road, for he was watching her huge tits bounce while he licked his lips.

by strippapole13 December 27, 2011

BUMMY Davis

One of the best Jewish boxers of all time and is involved with a fucking CRAZY NICE BOOK "BUMMY Davis vs. Murder Inc.". This book involves this heroic boxer and the infamous, yet unkown to my generation, Jewish Hit squad-Murder Inc.

BUMMY DAVIS beat the shit out of most of the fucking boxers in the 30s and 40s including Tony Canzoneri.

by EINHORN October 3, 2008

bumchin

enemy of the nibblets and hamsters and lepricons.Their chins resemble a bum. There tecnology is primmitive but thir numbers can compensate for that.

don't shoot that bumchin!

by general_hamster March 10, 2003

The bumpy ride home.

When you take the bike seat off, spread your cheeks, and slowly sitting down on the seat post... Then take the bumpiest ride home, enjoy ;)

* Traditionally done with a Lance Armstrong poster in view.

Guy one: "I took "The bumpy ride home." and my ass hole is sore!"

Guy two: "sweet, can I see it?"

Guy three: "Got an extra bike?"

by I took the bumpy road home ;) March 26, 2010

Bumpy Cake

Bumpy cake is a shaved vagina which has the misfortune to develop razor burn after the pubic hair has been removed.

After she shaved her pussy, it became bumpy cake.

by thelittlestendless July 22, 2011