Sheila Bonk

The act of using boobs as weapons of self defense. often used for bonking on the head

1.damn, i tried to take her lunch, and then i got sheila bonked.
2. Oh man, my girlfriend sheila bonked me last night because i didn't flush.

by Sheilabonker May 23, 2013

The Chonk and Bonk

A night club where you get drunk (Chonk) and then have sex (bonk)

-Do want to go to the Chonk and bonk?
-last night I got pounded at the Chonk and bonk.

by Chonkychonk May 9, 2020

bonkcity

when there is an abundance of bonks, or hard hits, like punching, or just getting hurt or something

if jessica falls out of a tree and hits every branch on the way down bonkcity,

if karl gets beaten up with metal poles, bonkcity

by styxnstones7 May 4, 2011

Blonk

Synonymous with the word 'blink', meaning to open and close an eye. Only this kind of blink is detrimental. Performing this action could mean that one would miss when peak oil ends, when governments change, when homes become hotels, or when giants merge. In other words, you could miss a critical moment and lose a competitive advantage by performing this action.

Blonk and you'll miss it.

by somebodyc000l55 April 20, 2017

bonk

a really long shit, the act of being on the toilet for an extremely long time

I'm going to go take a bonk.

by jadowo August 3, 2019

boinked in the bonkers

Sticking one's penis in the anal cavity or in a womans cleavage.

Jimmy got boinked in the bonkers by his father, MJ.

by Birn June 11, 2006

i never let a d-boy bonk for free.

Nicki Minaj said this in her rap on the song Roger That (Young Money). A d-boy is a dope boy/drug dealer. And "bonk for free" means have sex with her with no costs. So its like "And I never let a dope boy fuck for free."

I never let a d-boy bonk for free.

by bebe9512 July 2, 2010