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Cyber Blue Balls

When somebody ghosts you while you’re sexting
Me: damn shawty I wanna taste your pussy so bad
Her: then pull up daddy you got me wetter than Niagara Falls
Me: fuck you got me so hard what are you wearing
*16 hours later*
Her: good morning I fell asleep :)
Me: bitch you gave me cyber blue balls!
by SXNNY July 9, 2020
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Musical Blue Balls

When you attend a live musical act expecting to hear a certain song along with other great songs but the performing act does not play said song.
"Fuck! The Ghost Inside didn't play "Deceiver," my musical blue balls are off the fritz right now"
by jdrummerb December 13, 2014
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Blue balled Bell

When your teacher runs out of the class room doing the little dinky hold run so you go over to the staff room and hear the vice principal moan super loudly and you hear your teacher say “UGH SORRY BBG I HAVE…BLUE BALLS 😔”
“HAHAHAHAHAH JESSICA OUR NEW NAME FOR MR. BELL IS BLUE BALLED BELL!!”
by Mommy milf Jessica October 10, 2021
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music blue balls

waiting forever for your favorite song to play on the radio, in the pre-internet era
"man, i was getting 'music blue balls' waiting for that Buckethead guitar solo to play on the radio"
by medcan January 16, 2022
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rental blue balls

When you are just about to rent some equipment to a customer and after you have everything prepped they cancel the order leaving you hanging with no finish!!!
Tim had rental blue balls after the second customer of the day canceled there reservation.
by Tmaxx530 September 28, 2023
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Bolivian blue balls

When you have consumed excessive amounts of the finest Bolivian flake and cannot reach point of ejaculation.
Last night I had too much packet and induced a serious case of Bolivian blue balls.
by Acido303 October 8, 2022
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Blue Ball, PA

by bit125 February 25, 2022
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