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William Blimps

A blimp company founded in Virginia by a local hairdresser named Bill. Bill was fascinated with balloons, so him and his lover, Frank decided to make Blimps. On July 16, 2003 Frank was in a serious blimp accident, paralyzing him from the waist down. Bill was devastated because his lover was useless to him, so he moved to Brazil and changed his name to Umberto and was never heard from again. Frank was hurt but when he returned to health, he continued his and bill's dream of having a blimp company , so he used his insurance money from the accident and bought a factory to build blimps. he still need a name for his company and decided to name it Williams Blimps in memory of his lost friend.
William Blimps.self explanatory.
by Umberto's Balloon Stand January 8, 2010
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douche blimp

A) Person who exceeds the average douche bag in his or her douchbagishness to a herculean degree.

B.) Solution to a situation in which the person you slept with is extremely likely to have an STD.
A.) You, sir, are a douch blimp.

B.) You, ma'am, are a (favorite or personalized adjective) douch blimp.

C.) What happened last night? Who was he? Oh my fucking fuck I dont need a bag but a blimp. A douche blimp.
by Nosie April 30, 2010
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velvet blimp

sex in the men's assholes
Do you want to get on my velvet blimp?
by Realrealshitbitch December 31, 2020
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blimey o'rileys truosers

an expression used when suprised. along the same lines as gosh! and by jove...!
blimey o'rileys trousers! thats a long line and a half!
by lady whiplash September 5, 2003
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Blimmy

A lazer with Jimmy parts (Better (supposedly) because they are from the more expensive GMC Jimmy). As defined by Mac Lethal in his song '87 Blimmy.

Used to describe something appearing to be better than it really is.
That bro truck is a blimmy, it looked like it'd be awesome off road but it was the first thing to get stuck in the sand.
by WBG4 August 17, 2010
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blimmen

where do i get a blimmen horseshoe
by slobadob February 22, 2010
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Blimey

When drinking a bulldog (a lime martini with a beer tipped into it), the perfect balance between beer and limey.
"This bulldog is is blimey" -Dan the fucking man
by bigbluefis September 30, 2014
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