Billy’s Bolmph-‘Gin

1. Short for William Taft IV’s Do-It-Yerself-Hand-Cranked-Bolmph-Engine. A mechanical apparatus invented during late 18th century by a southern plantation owner. Invention’s whose sole purpose is to stimulate the penis for masturbation. It consists of a wicker chair with an unsanded, unvarnished wooden box or cylinder that could be swiveled in place over the lap. Device was operated by a cast iron handle and crank on the right side to create a vibrating motion by turning a number of gears, sprockets and ratchets. Later models included a cast iron lever on the left side to simulate a pulling motion on the penis. When first tested by William in 1787 he was killed shortly after, when the lever broke off due to rapid pulling; and he drove several large wooden splinters into his pubic region, which became infected.

No longer in production

by Will April 14, 2006

billy coogan

Huge asshole who only cares about football and money, Yet he never has any money or played football.

"Man don't be a billy Coogan about it"

by Haterrrrrrzzz December 17, 2013

billy talent

A band that originated from Toronto, Ontario, Canada. They are a punk rock/rock band. The band consists of 4 guys. So far they have had hits such as "Try Honesty","The Ex" and "The River Below".

look them up on google.

by disco_lemonade June 20, 2004

Billy Baldwins

Billy Baldwins are a reference to shaven men's testicles. I one day overheard my roommate talking on his cell phone and he said something to the effect of "oh, you mean the Bald one's?.." Then it clicked! Your shaved testicle's should be called 'Billy Baldwin's' or even if they are not shaven you could call them your 'Baldwin's'

So there I was, slamming my girlfriend from behind, my Billy Baldwins smacking up and down againist her clit like a Backboard at Basketball Camp.

by Vince G March 5, 2008

Billy Shit

Some extremely gay shit like putting a ":)" at the end of every text. Billy shit occurs when someone does something super lame that would upset any normal man that hears about it.

Girl: "Billy, don't text me back unless you're on the way to my house to have sex with me."
Billy: "Girl, dont text me back unless you're on the way to my house to have sex with me:)"
Girl: "Thats some Billy shit. Don't text me."

by DJ Tessy Tes and B Dub March 9, 2010

Billy

A wise, yet rather young, playful soul. A thinker, a bit of a philosopher, a lover, and quite a debater. Billys take a strange, yet strong interest in whats going on in society at a young age. They possess a beautiful compassion for most anything or anyone that they feel could use any potential help. They believe strongly in revolutionizing and creating a better tomorrow. They love with a love like no other and are often romantics. While Billys do have the intentions of doing well in life themselves, they can seem unmotivated due to intense procrastinating. All Billys enjoy being a part of any debate, but most specialize in a couple of different subjects and enjoy sharing their knowledge in those. Billys are fun loving and wonderful people to be in the presence of, most are known to be loyal, intelligent, and charismatic. Although there are differences depending on the Billy's zodiac signs, all Billys can be incredibly moody, but it is tolerable because Billys are very hard not to love. Some Billys can be the exact opposite of all of these characteristics, if that's the case, that sucks for you. If you are to lucky enough to meet a Billy that fits these characteristics, then back the hell up because he belongs Molly<3.

When eating, make sure that your food does not leave any Billys on your lip or shirt:) ...for Billy is indeed a crumb.

by Moko121810 January 2, 2012

Dirty Billy

When you cum on the upper lip of your partner, extract pubic hair from yourself and apply it to them.

Since its movember, I'm gonna give my girlfriend a dirty billy today.

by mjens May 14, 2016