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Ronnie the Bear

The valiant warrior that fights alongside Harry Potter in "Wizard People, Dear Readers". Also known as Ron Weasel. Ronnie the Bear is a parody of Ron Weasley from the "Harry Potter" series.
Ronnie the Bear begins to dictate how the next couple of moves will happen. "Okay, listen up. I will take charge and make all the moves. You guys keep your mouths shut and keep outta my way. You act a rook, I guess, and, Harry, you act as a bishop." Harmony farts a nervous fart, but no one cares.
Every one of Ronnie the Bear's atoms are focusing on the task at hand. Imagine God creating, then you will have a beginning of an understanding of the Bear's massive cerebral cortex at work. This invisible opponent must have invisibly shat himself after Ronnie's first move, knowing full well the challenge that he was about to face.
by Zeig Nein July 6, 2008
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Bear Five

The act of slapping two hands in the shape of bear claws together while emitting a "bear-like" sound. ie., "huhhhhhh", "ruahhhh", "growwwwl".
1) Joe: "Hey Ted, great game! Bear five up Top. Raowwwww"

2) Bill: "Hey dude, high five!"

Dude: "Screw that! It's bear five time."

Both: "Huahhhrowrr"
by BearFiveDude March 2, 2010
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Cuddle Bear

The name you give to your partner when cuddling. The cuddle bear is warm and happy and enjoys spooning as well as many other cuddling positions.
Boy/Girlfriend: Wish I was with my cuddle bear, so warm so happy in my arms i love her.
by PuppyLuver666 November 24, 2014
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Beeda Bear

A creature that is defined as having the following:

One small eye and one big eye.

One small ear and one big ear.

And a blue nose.

Beeda Bear is the idea that human affliction will end.
Genocide is horrible, the right to life should be a natural born right to everyone. When genocide ends that'll be beeda bear.
by K.C.F April 14, 2010
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Shark Bear

1. The combination of the two greatest predators on the planet. Known to kill with a single glance.

2. The pinnacle of evolution.
Guy 1: "Have you ever seen a Shark Bear?"

Guy 2: "I'm alive talking to you, so no."
by joebob16 January 21, 2010
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Bear j

Holy shit man this Asian chick totally gave me a bear j in the bowling ally parking lot
by naykedsleepwalker July 14, 2010
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Bear Nap

a nap that consist of 3- 5 hours
ahh man i just took the biggest bear nap
by Ztheman02 March 5, 2009
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