stale gummy bears

the only thing worst than war, natural disaster, and secrets you don't know about your mom

I had stale gummy bears last week it was worst then when I found out my mom was a lesbian

by the horizon phantom April 6, 2011

Nighty Bears

The most voluptuous and charming way to bid farewell to a person in the nighttime. Derived from the English phrases "Goodnight" and "Teddy Bears".

"Hey Passionate Beauty, wanna have sexual relations for a short period of time?"
"No."
"Nighty bears, then!"

by SamBeckerIsCool May 3, 2009

Mauled by Bears

What God wants to happen to every child who mocks a priest, as taken directly from His Word in the bible.

If ever you should speak ill of a clergyman, God is totally cool with you getting mauled by bears. Even if you're only eleven years old and self-conscious because your dick hasn't gotten any bigger yet.

2 Kings 2:23-24 NKJV

Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up the road, some youths came from the city and mocked him, and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead! Go up, you baldhead!” So he turned around and looked at them, and pronounced a curse on them in the name of the LORD. And two female bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths.

by cr8s April 29, 2012

bad news bears

A phrase used to describe something that is comical yet completely bizarre.

The fact that this phrase is now an official definition...Wow, that's bad news bears.

by KettlerID March 25, 2004

queer bears

a way to say care bears in a way to show you hate them, and think the idea of care bears are gay.

hey dude/dudette, look at the kid and his queer bear!

by why would you care? March 4, 2005

Bad News Bears

Bad News Bears is NOT a side project but, an adorable, cute, and delectable mix of powerpop, synth, happy gloriousness. For fans of: hellogoodbye, cute is what we aim for the rocket summer, motion city soundtrack, reggie and the full effect, people who love to dance, and hanson....well, mostly hanson.

Bad News Bears also features Mike Sacchetti as its frontman. By far some of the greatest music ever composed.

"Bad News Bears fucking sucks."

"God damn, look at that Msacc with that Moog synth."

"Shake your stuff baby, don't ever let it die."

by TheMister April 23, 2006

Scary Bears

the act of pooping or the state of the poop in question

"Where have ya been, dude?"
"Scary Bears"
"Oh gotcha"
or
"Was it a good poop?"
"It looked like scary bears"

by DrRodimus March 29, 2015