Ronnie the Bear

The valiant warrior that fights alongside Harry Potter in "Wizard People, Dear Readers". Also known as Ron Weasel. Ronnie the Bear is a parody of Ron Weasley from the "Harry Potter" series.

Ronnie the Bear begins to dictate how the next couple of moves will happen. "Okay, listen up. I will take charge and make all the moves. You guys keep your mouths shut and keep outta my way. You act a rook, I guess, and, Harry, you act as a bishop." Harmony farts a nervous fart, but no one cares.
Every one of Ronnie the Bear's atoms are focusing on the task at hand. Imagine God creating, then you will have a beginning of an understanding of the Bear's massive cerebral cortex at work. This invisible opponent must have invisibly shat himself after Ronnie's first move, knowing full well the challenge that he was about to face.

by Zeig Nein July 6, 2008

Cuddle Bear

The name you give to your partner when cuddling. The cuddle bear is warm and happy and enjoys spooning as well as many other cuddling positions.

Boy/Girlfriend: Wish I was with my cuddle bear, so warm so happy in my arms i love her.

by PuppyLuver666 November 24, 2014

Bear Five

The act of slapping two hands in the shape of bear claws together while emitting a "bear-like" sound. ie., "huhhhhhh", "ruahhhh", "growwwwl".

1) Joe: "Hey Ted, great game! Bear five up Top. Raowwwww"

2) Bill: "Hey dude, high five!"

Dude: "Screw that! It's bear five time."

Both: "Huahhhrowrr"

by BearFiveDude March 2, 2010

Bear Nap

a nap that consist of 3- 5 hours

ahh man i just took the biggest bear nap

by Ztheman02 March 5, 2009

Bear Peen

while getting your bare penis touch by a red headed female

Pierce vaughn got some bear peen from a red head

by BearPeen February 23, 2011

Bear j

An extremely aggressive blow job

Holy shit man this Asian chick totally gave me a bear j in the bowling ally parking lot

by naykedsleepwalker July 14, 2010

dada bear

Dada Bear is a kind, funny and weird polar bear who loves and is addicted to eating seals. He loves his family with all his heart and also loves to make parodies of songs about himself. He also has a very deep voice and has a brother at Norwich castle museum called Jeffrey!

Seals Dada Bear

by My Names Jeff 21 April 2, 2015