senior stew

this is "senior soup" (the human soup that is the water in the hot tub of an assisted living facility) but with the addition of chunks

the chunks make it stew, as opposed to soup

the chunks can be various paper products, sutures, pieces of dead skin or nails, hairs, dingleberries, mingleberries

senior stew: now with chunks!

by Ae5Ea8 September 17, 2016

senior soup

the human soup that is the water in the hot tub of an assisted living facility

what's for dinner, honey?
Senior soup.
Do we have any Tabasco sauce? Last time it was kind of bland.

by Ae5Ea8 September 17, 2016

senior pimpizen

this Covid era trend of men in their 50's 60's... or even 70's ... who retain their rockstar "Body by Jake"

ABS well into their Senior years...

Goofus: "Gallent, check out that old dude with all those chicks!!"
Gallent: "Yeah goofus, he is a total Senior Pimpizen! "
Gallent: "...hope we're like that when we turn 60!"

Goofus: "word.... lets grab some pizza?"

Gallent: ".....!"

by TerryCowboy May 6, 2022

senior kitizen

A cat that is 15 years old or older

My senior kitizen has Kataracts

by Madch1ld July 15, 2017

Senior prime

Senior prime is what you call someone when there in there prime but just need to get out of a sticky situation with someone that they are connected to. Can also mean that person is old and may be disabled wills in there prime

Oh you must be SENIOR PRIME

by Johnson’s fish sales March 23, 2021

senior swooping

Senior swooping is when a senior dates a junior at the beginning of the school year. This usually results in a pretty shallow relationship between classmates.

Scott is senior swooping a junior! Really? But school just started!

by breakfastpbj August 30, 2023

senior sleaze

A term used at certain schools where the seniors play a game as to who can sleep with the most girls that are sophomores or under. Bonus points if she’s younger than a sophomore!

Does Sam really like that freshman girl, Maddi?
Nah man, he’s trying to win the senior sleaze.

by Fax December 2, 2018