Moistened Member

n. British alternate terminology for having engaged in coitus.

v. To copulate or "get it in"

Hey there babe, I would like to have two Big Macs and a moistened member please.

by Homozygus January 27, 2012

mods member syndrome

The lack of any reading comprehension abilities. The inability to understand basic sentences/phrases. Exhibited primarily by members of the Mathematical Olympiads Discord Server (MODS).

“Hey do you have the solution to potd 420?”
“Oh you mean the dishes? Yeah I just washed them”
“What?”
“Oh sorry mods member syndrome. I read it wrong lol”
“Wait actually now reading your message again, I think ur right! That is a great solution!”
“Oh I see that you’re a fellow MODS member as well :)”

by MODS_Librarian July 14, 2023

ornerary member

Someone who doesn't technically qualify as a fellow crony, but whom da members allow to tag along anyway due to his cranky persistence in his efforts to join said group.

Walter is such a grouch dat one wonders how he ever managed to become part of Jeff Dunham's show; perhaps Jeff made him an ornerary member rather than listen to his whiny complaining about feeling left out.

by QuacksO June 10, 2023

member mayonnaise

Member mayonnaise

I was so horny as soon as she touched it I was releasing my member mayonnaise.

by SoulPusher March 25, 2019

Brand member

A person belonging to a group of higher ranking outlaws

A BADASS.
an individual who is above the law and politics.
A person capable of calling the "shots".
"White boy"

Bob said " I said that ain't no real Brand

member. Brand member Bob only deals with brand members.

by BigSexy69er April 23, 2022

twizzled member

Somebody who is off their tits on ecstasy

“Dude look at his pupils, what a twizzled member”

by MdmBAE September 30, 2018

General Member Shab

A power hungry little boy who in reality is no longer in power.

"Woah, general member shab went on a rampage tonight!"

by jamespeepeeboy January 20, 2022