senior assholitis

The affliction known to strike high school seniors. Symptoms include utter lack of respect for anyone, inflated self-worth, and laziness. Prone to emotional outbursts, especially when confronted with a problem due to their own actions (or inaction)...

Father: What's her problem?!
Mother: Senior assholitis has hit.

by Hwood73 February 18, 2015

senior soup

the human soup that is the water in the hot tub of an assisted living facility

what's for dinner, honey?
Senior soup.
Do we have any Tabasco sauce? Last time it was kind of bland.

by Ae5Ea8 September 17, 2016

senior stew

this is "senior soup" (the human soup that is the water in the hot tub of an assisted living facility) but with the addition of chunks

the chunks make it stew, as opposed to soup

the chunks can be various paper products, sutures, pieces of dead skin or nails, hairs, dingleberries, mingleberries

senior stew: now with chunks!

by Ae5Ea8 September 17, 2016

senior scream

A tradition in some high schools (and maybe colleges) where at the start of the last trimester/semester of their senior year, they all gather and scream.

Person 1: bro, second trimesters over and third trimester starts tommorow. Are you gonna do the senior scream?

Person 2: duh! Meeting with the rest of the grade after school to scream and celebrate the beginning of the end of high school!!!

by notaTHOT March 3, 2017

The Senior Itch

When you get herpes from a senior or when you have an incredible craving to have sex with a senior.

Paul:Man did you see that senior? I wouldn't mind if I got The Senior Itch from her.

Josh: Man I got a real bad Senior Itch. (This is the second definition of it)

by jrbro October 16, 2012

Senior slack

The general state of laziness experienced by seniors in high school. It often occurs near the end of the school year when their remaining time is essentially pointless, as many have already been accepted into colleges/universities. It is accompanied by a lack of studying, caring, or effort.

Junior: Aren't you going to study for your calculus test tomorrow?

Me: Nah, senior slack has hit me hard. You'll get the feeling next year...

by Bid D. Scrawl August 31, 2013

senior sleaze

A term used at certain schools where the seniors play a game as to who can sleep with the most girls that are sophomores or under. Bonus points if she’s younger than a sophomore!

Does Sam really like that freshman girl, Maddi?
Nah man, he’s trying to win the senior sleaze.

by Fax December 2, 2018