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Baseball dick 

• 3-4 feet in length
• 3-4 inches in girth
• Hardness is similar to that of wood
• Shape loosely resembles a baseball bat
• Testicles also match the penis in a size similar to a baseball
OMG! That guy was like so like good at talking sports and like he got a home run from me on the first date with that baseball dick like... GOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAL!!!
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baseball glass faggot 

those people who put the fake halfway broken baseball sticker that gives the illusion of shattered glass on thier car with the ball sticking out... what the fuck? you can just put your teams logo on your car .. you dont need a fuckin retarded sticker that looks like a ball is sticking out of the glass thats so dumb
look at that baseball glass faggot what an idiot

baseball bulge 

The bulge you see in baseball pants from a baseball player's cup that drives women crazy
Look at #24's baseball bulge, mmm thats so hott.

baseball pants 

Yoga pants for men. Only baseball players can pull off the look. If women could have boners, they'd be sticking out like a cop car in the hood.
That man has the nicest ass with those baseball pants on

baseball Annie

(n.) a baseball groupie

Has its origins in the baseball film Bull Durham.
Man, that baseball Annie has probably slept with every guy on the team.

baseball cap 

Device which, when fitted to the head of anyone driving a car, immediately removes any concern they may have previously exhibited for their own, their passengers, and, well, anyone elses safety.

Especially effective when driving 'modded cars'. See kev.
Tracy thinks that Trevor's baseball cap makes him a much better driver.
baseball cap by Gabba March 5, 2004

baseball player 

People who play baseball (a great sport!)
Usually veryyyyyyyyyy hot and talented.
The best baseball player come from the Dodgers!