Took my balls

1. Someone who totally whooped your arse at something. Utterly humiliating you and crushing your pride.

2. When a girl seemingly dominates a guy, scaring him, doing whatever she wants, and letting her hit him out of anger.

Jack: "Yo Sam, John crushed you in that multiplayer last night."

Sam: "Yeah, he took my balls."

Mark: Why won't Tyrone hang out with us anymore? Richmond?
Richmond: Man, i heard Lizzy took his balls and won't let him go anywhere w/out her

by Ceaser98 March 6, 2016

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ouch my balls hurt

A quick, stylish, and swag way to let your friends know it is time to go only if you told them in advanced what it means.

Guy: uh oh Ouch my balls hurt
Guy 2: alright time to go
Guy 3: time to head out
Guy 4: on my way out

by Skesi hater 89 November 11, 2020

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pissing on my balls

When you are so upset about something that it feels like your dick has shrunk so much that if you tried to pee, it would hit your balls.

“I can’t believe this tour got cancelled again, I’m totally pissing on my balls right now.”

by robert’s deli December 30, 2021

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they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school

they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school

Cheney! they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school -Francis

by Ray a Pedo October 1, 2023

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balls in my teeth

a phrase commonly used when something doesn't work out the way you wanted or you get totally screwed over.

Dude 1: Did you hear that Larry got a promotion after that last project?
Dude 2: Dude, balls in my teeth, I did most of the work for that shit, god just balls in my teeth.

by Savage J October 26, 2007

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