Bald Guy

1. (n.) An awkward bald man that works in a school building. Paces slowly around an open area until he stumbles upon two teenagers in a relationship. Tends to have knees bent backwards like a bird, and a head so shiny, diamonds are jealous. Generally has problems remembering names the moment the name is spoken to him. Do not let him touch you, or you will implode.

"Don't let bald guy see you hugging me."

by Kuhbaybay65 January 20, 2009

Strawberry Bald

When a man (or unfortunate woman) has strawberry blonde hair but is gradually going bald.

I used to have loads of hair but now I'm just strawberry bald.

by Horton-Evans February 16, 2009

bald frenchman

When you shave a spot on a girls head and bust a nut on the spot. Works most effectively when engaged in doggy style fucking..

She heard the sound of the clipper and when she touched her head, she felt a sticky bald frenchman.

by Zinedine Yazid Zidane February 02, 2008

Bald Metal

Music made by former Hair and Glam Metal bands. This refers to all the albums they make after the 80's when they stop playing the traditional music they used to play and play more modern style music. The joke refers to the fact that the hair metal bands don't have hair anymore because they are old making their new material referred to as bald metal.

Dokken used to make awesome Hair Metal now they make terrible Bald Metal.

Winger's title album was a great hair metal album (1988) but the album Winger IV (2006) is a crappy bald metal album.

by Dylan Harden March 21, 2009

Brasstown Bald

1. The phenomenon that takes place when a previously normal person lets their guard down on you, all creepy style.

2. The highest point in the state of Georgia.

The party was fun until Vincent went Brasstown Bald and told me about his tough childhood.

by Woody Carder October 20, 2005

Bald Eagle

Getting a male or female to shave their head then give you a blow job

K Fed got Brittney to shave her head so he could get a bald eagle.

- Demmi Moore in G.I. Jane
- Sinead O'Connor on SNL

by Blow Holes January 13, 2009

Bald Eagle

shaved penis. The art of shaving the top area of the pubic hair but leaving the edges of pubic hair leading to the inner thigh to resemble wings and your penis being the torso of the eagle.

I got a wicked itch after i turned my dick into a bald eagle.

by TheBaldOne69 June 16, 2010