double bagger

A girl so physically revolting that in order to keep from vomiting in her presence, you need to put a bag over her head and your head.

That chick you screwed last night was a double bagger.

by Gieb Daddy March 9, 2003

tea bagger

guy dipping his balls into a girls mouth, slowly going up and down just like a tea bagg

i do it to my gf all the time, oh wow really? corey is a noob kay so coreys a tea bagger

by jaiz0r October 4, 2005

Dueche Baggery

A bunch of dueche bags doing their thing.

I was at the PTA meeting tonight and there was ample DUECHE BAGGERY afoot.

by Wolfballs September 30, 2009

Carmelized Badger

A sexual practice that involves a male and female partner preferably: The male makes their hand like they're going to give the Shocker (two in the pink and one in the stink). You dip all three fingers in carmel dip (like for apple slices) and insert them ala The Shocker. The male's duty -- after bringing the female to orgasm -- is to clean out with his tongue and mouth what he has left in both orafices, cleaning out the den of the badger so to speak.

After Halloween, all hopped on sugar, and with plenty of carmel dip left, Jim gave Tammy a Carmelized Badger. I don't think her den will ever be the same.

by cueprod November 2, 2010

To badger

To pester an individual, especially when they are engaged in another activity

Quit badgering me, I'm trying to work here.

by Yamikei May 22, 2005

two bagger

one bag just isn't going to cut it...

Her ugliness was showing through the first bag. I then realized that this girl was a two bagger. I then stuck another bag on top of the first one.

by joemammy December 14, 2008

123 Badger Skadoo

A sex act involving first vaginal intercourse. Then move onto anal. From there it's onto oral. That order is the 1, 2, 3 portion of this maneuver. When you're about to ejactulate scream, "I'm a badger!" like you're a cracked out cartoon character. Upon finishing your business, run screaming from the room while giggling like a school girl. This is the skadoo portion of the evening. She'll never call you again.

I met this girl who was getting way too into my shit so I gave her the old 123 Badger Skadoo. She's since left town.

by Richard™ February 20, 2007