Asshat

The 45th President of the United States' hair. Not the man, just the hair.

Whether it's real hair or a wig, whoever wears an asshat is, by definition, an ass.

by AlmostGrownUp September 6, 2020

Asshat

Stinky fuck

Bruh is an asshat , but his ass phat

by Dabiglog March 14, 2023

Asshat

One who has their head up their ass. Thus wearing their ass as a hat. #Xaviermunrogreen

"You sir are an asshat!" "Wait, I'm no Xavier Green"

by Trevor. September 11, 2014

Asshatness

An enhanced negative manner of actions.

It was his asshatness that drove her away.

by Ja Zee September 9, 2020

Asshat

A very rude person
Pronounced (ass-hat)
Also can be written my preferred way, arsehat.

Isn’t Jack so rude?
Yeah, he’s such an asshat!

by NoahNeverKnocks February 21, 2022

floral asshat

A person whom you have had a deep, intimate relationship with, yet decided to rip your heart out at the wrong place and wrong time. Usually the person you had the most enjoyable relationship with and the worst breakup."

John: She really broke my heart, it just came out of nowhere.
Sam: She must be a real floral asshat.
John: I guess she is.

by DeathlySquid August 13, 2016

asshat

someone who is an asshat is:
1- (the most common one) a bastard
2- someone who literally has an ass for a hat

1 - that dude is a total asshat
2 - how does that dude have an asshat in winter? (thinking) he must get that puss on the reg

by A Grammer Nazi November 30, 2017