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Selective Battery Amnesia

A problem that persists with the "System Management Bus," in a particular sector of the "Smart Battery System" that happens when a battery is over-charged or charged before being completely empty on countless events.

The effects of SBA are misreadings of battery life and malfunction of software of which work with the battery.

This problem persists in most battery chips found in portable electronics and can be fixed by draining the battery through one extended use before doing a full charge.
"Man, my computer says my battery is low, but I just charged it!" "Don't worry! it's Selective Battery Amnesia, just let the battery run down and it will fix itself!"
by LextheYeti September 4, 2011
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Transient Global Amnesia

An excuse for fucking up in a huge way.
I made a mistake, I fucked up, I don't want to accept responsibility for my actions so I'm going to claim Transient Global Amnesia and act like the whole thing never happened.
by Oktobr September 6, 2013
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Parking Lot Amnesia

Noun: The phenomenon of losing all memory of where you parked your car, usually occurring after coming out of a loud and busy store.
Jesse Pinkman: Yo Mr. White that that guy has been walking around the parking lot for 45 minutes, I think its an undercover cop. Let's bounce...

Mr. White: Relax, he just has Parking Lot Amnesia. My God did you pay attention to NOTHING in school?
by Jonnyd January 11, 2014
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nut induced amnesia

when you nut on her forehead so hard that she forgets what she was doing and jerks you off a second time
Me: Jenny was going down on me right
Friend: yeah?
Me: I nutted so hard I gave her nut induced amnesia!
Friend: No way! did she go down on you again?
Me: Heck yeah!
by thebigboicheese June 20, 2018
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Past-life amnesia

(ie. post-death amnesia)

A medical condition where people forget most or all of their memories and information from their previous life, (aka. past-life (P. L. ).

(Notes: Past-life amnesia is caused by becoming dead, after people die in their past-life. They carry this amnesia with them into their next one).
'Like all reincarnated people, the woman had a bad case of past-life amnesia: She only had vague P.L. memories of the few traumatic moments leading up to her death.'
by DianaLuciusDeCollis September 6, 2022
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blow job amnesia

noun

When you perform oral sex (fellatio) on a male and he completely forgets any conversations you had or commitments he made before said blow job.
This guy I'm seeing asked me if I was free for lunch next week but I never heard another peep about it after performing oral sex on him a few days after he asked me out. He must have blow job amnesia.
by Wordy Witch April 20, 2023
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Milk of Amnesia

General anethesia: The medication used to put a patient to sleep in the operating room. This drug is called Propofol. It is referred to as Milk of Amnesia due to its milky-white color and because it puts patients to sleep leaving no memory of the surgery.
The anesthesiologist put the patient to sleep with Milk of Amnesia for their surgery.
by SpoogeBob CumPants April 6, 2024
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