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The Church Of Elvis

The Church Of Elvis The King and The Second Sway

A facebook group; notable for it's borderline-psychotic Pastor, and for its well-documented animosity towards the Presleytarians.

Currently working on a project to reclaim the lost Elvis-ish relics of the Holy Throne and The Holy Beer Cooler...both of which were seen as The King was Kissing Vinyl in his Last Moments.
"Who the hell is that spamming all over Facebook?"
--------"It's the church of elvis nutters. again!"
by mindtheorangesmarlon February 6, 2010
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Elvis

The best person to exist of all time. He is perfect in any way. And sexy as hell. He plays electric guitar and is a badass. He likes cheese and The Legend of Zelda.
Person 1: Oh you see that guy over there?
Person 2: Yeah he's such an Elvis and HOT
by VultureA October 22, 2019
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Elvis

An Elvis is Where you have sex with 2 women except you're in the middle while one fucks your ass with a strap on dildo and the other 1 squirts breast milk all over your face.
''Oh Joey we think you're so cute, how would you like to come home with Ashley and I tonight and we'll give you an Elvis?''
''Oh I'm down for a good Elvis!''
by Teddy31233 April 12, 2024
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Elvis

A fine, young, sexy specimen of culture. Someone who is a cooooool cat.
Oh Elvis, I loooooooooovvee youu
by CactusBoi October 24, 2019
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elvis vasquez

A person that is too rough and sucks d
by JSKKGKFKFKDKD February 13, 2017
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Elvy

Elvy is an attractive person who has a high ego. They are very honest and easy going. They often hide their feelings but trust me, she cared about ppl who is important for them. They are flirtly but when they are in relationship, they are hopeless romantic. They are fun to be around when you are the right person for them.
Jacob: Who is that?
Alice:That is my bestfriend, Elvy.
Jacob: Oh, you are lucky to have her as your bestfriend!
by Dr.mc+1 November 23, 2021
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pulling an Elvis

nearly dying after shiting yourself
yo my grandma was pulling an Elvis on my family last night
by oak_tree March 16, 2024
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