Amanda "Hey let's go out when mom and dad are asleep and go to a high school party and get drunk and drive my brothers car
by Jccalis2003 May 27, 2017
by Vegetarian trash April 28, 2017
Someone who will lie to you for your money or friend connections. Has no feelings. Stupid. Usually your best friend for a long time before you find out she was stealing your money and jewelry. Will stalk you. Eats everything with a topping, like ketchup. Extremely stupid and will end up pregnant and with out a husband. Amanda binds is the only exception to this. She's funny and sweet.
by Ilike3things1isyou August 18, 2009
A third rate skank.
Synonymous with Felicia, bitch, cunt, whore, and trailer trash.
A woman who won a pageant when she was 6, and whose dumbass parents make sure everyone knows she held that title once, even though she is almost 40 fucking years old.
A woman who has a 6 inch bald spot on the back of her head due to excessive drug use and alcoholism.
Eg. Why does she always wear a baseball cap? What is she hiding?
Answer: You didn’t know? That’s Amanda!
A woman whose teeth are so yellow, it looks like she brushed her teeth with Country Crock.
Any woman with parents who look and act like Joe Dirt’s parents, aka the Nunamakers.
“That chick’s parents are redneck as hell and the dumbest people I have ever talked to.”
“Dude, they are definitely Amanda’s”
Any woman whose dad cheated on her mom with his own cousin.
Any woman whose front tooth is chipped because another woman smashed a beer bottle in her face for being a bitch.
Synonymous with Felicia, bitch, cunt, whore, and trailer trash.
A woman who won a pageant when she was 6, and whose dumbass parents make sure everyone knows she held that title once, even though she is almost 40 fucking years old.
A woman who has a 6 inch bald spot on the back of her head due to excessive drug use and alcoholism.
Eg. Why does she always wear a baseball cap? What is she hiding?
Answer: You didn’t know? That’s Amanda!
A woman whose teeth are so yellow, it looks like she brushed her teeth with Country Crock.
Any woman with parents who look and act like Joe Dirt’s parents, aka the Nunamakers.
“That chick’s parents are redneck as hell and the dumbest people I have ever talked to.”
“Dude, they are definitely Amanda’s”
Any woman whose dad cheated on her mom with his own cousin.
Any woman whose front tooth is chipped because another woman smashed a beer bottle in her face for being a bitch.
That lady looks alright....
Dude, I walked in behind her, there’s something wrong with her. That’s Amanda.
Amanda, please.
That lady hasn’t done anything productive in decades. What has she done lately?
Nothing, that’s Amanda.
A response when someone throws out “Felicia”
“Bye Felicia”
“Whatever, bye Amanda”
That chick looked alright, then she smiled. Her teeth were yellow as hell and chipped.
Oh, I see you met Amanda.
Dude, I walked in behind her, there’s something wrong with her. That’s Amanda.
Amanda, please.
That lady hasn’t done anything productive in decades. What has she done lately?
Nothing, that’s Amanda.
A response when someone throws out “Felicia”
“Bye Felicia”
“Whatever, bye Amanda”
That chick looked alright, then she smiled. Her teeth were yellow as hell and chipped.
Oh, I see you met Amanda.
by Yo-yo fo sho October 26, 2018
Any of the class of manipulative schemers who try to pass themselves of as good people named Amanda. Amanda's always are truly selfish bitches who never think about people who aren't themselves, though they act like it. Amanda's are 30% more likely than the general population to develop a personality disorder.
What's wrong with Amanda?
Damn man the same thing that's always wrong with her. You're just not blinded by her bullshit and Lies anymore.
Damn man the same thing that's always wrong with her. You're just not blinded by her bullshit and Lies anymore.
by besavage4me April 21, 2015
A friend who is just awesome and hilarious! She's the best friend a girl could have.
She is very socially awkward but people love her anyway.
She fights over Matt Damon with her friend Megan but Megan always wins.
She is one with the Elk.
She is very socially awkward but people love her anyway.
She fights over Matt Damon with her friend Megan but Megan always wins.
She is one with the Elk.
by ElkFan January 17, 2009
Gets hit by a mustang and doesn't give a fuck. Will not accept money from anyone, including, and especially, her parents. Never has to plug in her laptop and wouldn't know a power outlet to save her life.
by dj69x November 04, 2016