Alberta

A piece of large fecal matter

I’m taking a big albertan, I just dropped a fat alberta

by Shit tickler January 31, 2018

alerra

Fine Goofy Junt from Alabama . She’s crazy , chill , and she got a smart mouth on her! she stay out the way she not the drama type. wannabe instagram model and Lone wolf . Most hated by girls she don’t even know . Gets irritated easily but sweet and funny. get you a alerra!!!

“you know alerra?” yeaaaa that’s that fine junt from Alabama

by DddyTre March 21, 2018

Perf Alert

An alert for when a perfect situation arises.

PERF ALERT

by NotTheLiquor December 15, 2010

Silver Alert

A verbal warning shouted at onlookers when an old person's story has begun to wander off. Similar to an Amber Alert, but different.

Grandpa: "Bears? You want to hear a story about bears? So I was driving out on route 6, just past the old red barn, which used to be green before they painted it yellow, which i knew because i used to pick raspberries in the field behind the barn, which used to be a corn field after it was a civil war battlefield, blah, blah, blah..."

Jason: "Silver Alert!! He's lost the point again. Quick, everyone look around and try to find it!!"

Grandpa: "and coming back to my original point, I choked a bear to death with my bare hands."

by Walter Spiderman August 27, 2012

faggot alert

Used to tell everybody in the vicinity that a faggot/fag/fageteer/ has arrived

Hey guy-

FAGGOT ALERT GET OUT OF HEAR YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT

by toilet struggler October 18, 2021

emergency alert system

That fucking bullshit that wakes you the fuck up while having a good nights sleep. It fucking ruins your day and you never turn on the TV ever again.

Person wakes up: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT NOISE
Fucking Emergency Alert System: BBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

by jellyfish bish December 24, 2021

brown alert

when someone has to take a major shit

oh god, look out brown alert comin through.

by danny and mason February 16, 2004